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Posted
8 May 2008 @ 11pm

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List Of Stuff Not Happening This Lifetime

Recently, I got to thinking that I ain’t exactly a spring chicken anymore (I’m 30 this year) and my life is almost 40% over. Here is a list of things I’ve decided I won’t be accomplishing in this lifetime.

Running a marathon
Buying a BMW (because of 5 recent horror stories from close friends about their lemons)
Growing […]


Posted
8 May 2008 @ 8am

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Throat Inf87ktion

I have a very very very bad throat inf87ktion. Caught in China without antibiotics, I’ve been attempting to medicate with liberal doses of beer, but a few sips of Bacardi last night set my throat on fire.
Am now at work despite a high fever.
Oh lawdy….


Posted
4 May 2008 @ 1pm

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OHAI IM IN UR GUANGZHOU

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OHAI IM IN UR GUANGZHOU, WURKIN DIS ARFTERNUN
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2 May 2008 @ 11am

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This Cowboy Is Now GPS-Enabled

Yesterday, I was mooching around Sim Lim Square where just for fun, I enquired about the price of a Garmin GPS device and was quoted an amazingly reasonable SGD350 for a Garmin Nuvi 200. For that price, the dealer also threw in a free 1GB SD card containing a set of open-source Malsing Maps. I […]


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1 May 2008 @ 3pm

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Lunch @Ministry of Food

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Best cheap jap fusion food in town. Even bester cheap jap fusion deserts!!!
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Having dinner at corks

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Corks@Capital Towers.
Lots of wine. Lots. Drowning.
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Krispy Kreme For Lunch

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Burp. Now at Hong Kong Intl Airport
Just had 2 original glazed krispy kremes.
Yes, I know you despair. I love being me too.
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Stuck in shenzhen

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Left my hotel at 830am today on a van bound for HKIA. Still stuck at the shenzhen border. Van is full of arabs who smell like they’ve been smoking […]


Repeat after me: I am free

This made me stop and think for awhile. A pause in the non-stop crazy pace of my non-stop crazy life.
I think most of the time, we’re too afraid of making decisions because we don’t know if the decision we made is the optimal one. Everybody wants to be ‘free’, but what exactly does being ‘free’ […]


Things We Knew Only Knew Today

I had dinner with Jaywalk and his dad tonight, at this joint called “Banana Leaf Curry House” which just opened outside his house in China. We had all assumed it was an South Indian restaurant but it turned out to be a Thai restaurant much to our chagrin.
At some point, Jaywalk’s dad decides that he […]


Money, Time and Happyness

So sick of this happening. Seems like no matter how much you earn, you spend that amount as well. Oh well. Lucky I don’t have a car to support as well.
I was just looking back at this old post from 2004, where I bitch about being broke.
Those times are a faint memory and my financial […]


Superman Goes Poo-Poo

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This sign with an imaginary meta-human defacating was spotted on the wall of a toilet of a jap restaurant called Bono in ChangAn which Jaywalk brought me to for […]


Happy Birthday Mandrake

Happy Birthday Mandrake, you biatch.
I can’t remember how old you are, but you should be as old as Optimus Prime or Matt Tracker.


Breakfast With Cakie’s

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Now having brekkies with Cakie at T3.
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Die, Self-Aggrandizing Cowboy

I have a terrible raging fever. And yet, tomorrow I must take the 2nd morning flight out to Hong Kong. Enduring the flight will be a terrible experience. My fever came from my throat infection. My throat infection came from my gorging on fried fish, roti prata, chicken curry and all manner of unwholesome heaty […]


WTF: Gourmet Pringles

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Spotted this at a jap supermarket. Price was pretty gourmet too.
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$89 Bucks Down The Drain

The Griffin iTrip I bought at the airport is a piece of crap.
For all the “One Touch Tuning” razzmatazz, I gave up trying to get decent quality sound from the iTrip streaming into my car stereo. I’ve heard better sounding crap, underwater.
Learn from my mistake, biatches.


Storm clouds ahead

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Today, I returned from China with one of the Gods in tow. The aforementioned god was all work and no play. I did not get a chance to imbibe […]


Loser Or Marked Man?

Yesterday evening, I made my way to the Cafe de Coral where they serve my favourite baked porkchop with rice. As usual, I went straight to the cashier and pointed to the picture of the dish I desired afterwhich I made my way to the nearest empty table.
When I travel, I note that the locals […]


You May Want To Consider Psychiatric Help

Milktea seems to think that folk are ignoring her.

But of course, they’re not. But hang on - she thinks they are. This is why keeping a blog is useful.
As her imaginary friend, I have successfully extrapolated the undeniable truth that Milktea’s fragile grasp on reality is slowly slipping - in simple terms, she’s gone […]


Straits Times: The Crazy Things That Bloggers Do

In today’s edition of Singapore’s daily paper, The Straits Times; my earlier answers to questions that Mak Mun San posed about the effect of blogging on a person’s health, was published together with responses from my pals and top bloggers Xiaxue, Mr Miyagi and Kennysia.
I’d like to say thank you to Mak Mun San for […]


Food of the celestial eldritch gods

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Once every 2 weeks, I bring my team leaders on a shopping trip to a nearby supermarket where we load up on fruits and junk food.
Since I expect them […]


The Straits Times Asks Cowboy Caleb If Blogging Is Harmful To Health

The Straits Times sent me a mail asking if Blogging was harmful to one’s health. Just in case, I am publishing their questions and my replies online.
Update: They asked Kennysia the same question!
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Hi Cowboy Caleb,
I’m Mun San from ST Life!. Sorry to bother, but I’m doing a story on how blogging affects the lives […]


White Bled Out Of Blue

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The above is a pack of snacks (probably corn crackers) sold at most convenience stores in China. The packaging is most ‘zen’ doncha think so?
In other news, my wife […]


Lumix TZ2 for only SGD199

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All my digital cameras are on loan from somebody. When I went to Thailand and India, mrbrown loaned me his cam. And the digital cams I use right now […]


Cowboy Caleb’s Invisible Monkeh

Last night, I bought a bunch of bananas.
Turns out that bananas are filled with nourishing magnesium and vitamin B1 to infinity. A combination of these 2 badass ingrediants does wonders for depression and nerve problems caused by Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
My 5 year old nephew spots the bananas and asks me why I bought them, because […]


I Got Soul But I’m Not A Soldier

Singalong to this post with “All These Things I’ve Done”….
Another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no
Every weekend, I return home from abroad and try to squeeze all the time I’ve lost into a […]


Edison Chen Clones In A Gay China Club

Last night, I was invited for drinks by a few expat managers, who were strangely mostly female. They brought me to a club, in a part of this China town I had never seen before. I had no idea why they asked me out, and I expected them to ask me for a favour.
Inside the […]


Highly Educated, Poorly Educated, Same Difference

Sitting in the lounge waiting to board my plane, I would like to recap a conversation I had this morning with the driver who drove me to the airport.
He had told me that he was sick of driving - the hours were long and unpredictable. To make matters worse, the Mas Selamat fiasco was increasing […]


Devil’s Curry

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I am with my family in Malacca having dinner at the Portugese Settlement.
The pic above is Dabal Curry aka Devil’s Curry, a traditional dish local to the Malacca Portugese.
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Fly already lah dammit

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Feeling grumpy while waiting to board the plane. Now on 4th can of beer.
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List: Things I will Not Do Today

List: Things I will Not Do Today.
Begin!

Go to church for Easter mass (there are no churches in the part of China I am in, and besides I haven’t gone for confession yet)
Have a foot massage - it’s raining so I don’t think I could walk there from my hotel and not get soaked.
Eat a Happy […]


Old People Like My Mom Very Easy To Cheat By Insurance Arseholes

Over the weekend, I tricked my mother into going out for lunch, so that I could bring her to a private hospital for a quick scan of her stomach. Unfortunately, I forgot that the surgeons in Malaysia usually schedule their surgeries for Saturday, so I was unable to secure an appointment.
While we were having lunch, […]


All Our Traffic Jam Am Belongs To Mas Selamat

So the conclusion to this 3 part mini drama, is that I finally managed to get past the Tuas Checkpoint at 1.30am in the morning, after joining the queue at 10.30pm - 3 hours later.
FACEPALM


Mas Selamat, A Winrar Is Joo (3)

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1230am - 3 hours later, I finally arrive at the gates of the checkpoint.
I really need to pee.
Crackerniggermahaipokokpisangf78king hell!!!
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Masa Selamat, A Winnar Is Yoo (2)

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I1130pm: ‘ve moved about 20 meters in the past 1 hour.
20 meters in 1 hour!!!
Still can’t see the checkpoint.
I’m going to need a bathroom in an hour. This is […]


Mas Selamat, A Winnar Is You

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It’s 1030pm at night. The traffic jam at the tuas checkpoint is so friggin long, I’m stuck inside the tunnel?!!
KNNBCCBaiiiiii!
Guess Mas Selamat did succeed in one way or another.
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It Is The Will Of Zeus That The Rain Will Cease

One of my pals noted:

Pal: It’s been raining for the past 2 weeks
Me: So?
Pal: You’ve been gone for 2 weeks.
Me: And?
Pal: When you arrive back home tomorrow, the rain will stop
Me: You’re saying the rain is my fault?
Pal: Everything is your fault
Me: Everything?
Pal: Mas Selamat escaping? That was your fault too.
I need new friends. Anybody […]


My Soul Hurts

I have no coffee
I have no coffee
Oh my soul
My soul hurts


Online Store: Style Damsel

Check out our individually-designed dresses, tops, outerwear and bags - styles so exclusive and unique that you won’t ever be caught in the same dress as someone else in the streets. We sourced for our own fabrics, came up with our own designs, and to preserve exclusivity we only produced in small batches - all […]


The taxi cage

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After a great pizza+buffalo wings+burger dinner with jaywalk and his extended family, he hails a taxi to bring me back to my hotel.
Why the f87k is the driver behind […]


Online Store: AN XTRALICIOUS LIFE

How did Xtralicious Shop begin?
I like vintage and I have always been inspired by vintage and vintage-inspired finds and their seamless juxtaposition into modern style. Hence the journey to search for affordable vintage inspirations began.
This is a plug for my friend Xtralicious who has just launched an online store called “AN XTRALICIOUS LIFE” that aims […]


I sleep better with Chipster?

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I sleep better with Chipster, literally.
Yes, I realize my bedsheets are very masculine with strong lines and bla blah.
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My Mother Wants To Retire

Today, my mother asked me if she could retire (she has been a kindergarten teacher for 30 years, since she was 19 years old).
Her health is on the decline. Stress, she (and I agree) suspects is the culprit. When you’re in your fifties and have to herd a classroom full of overactive, whiny and noisy […]


It’s Is Zeus’s Will That Cowboy Caleb Will Not Own An IPod

As a result of a minor car accident on last Friday, I kinda fell into a bad state of mind. It got even worse when I had to fork out 300 bucks to fix my car and wait 6 hours to collect it. To cheer me up, my wife said she would buy me an […]


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

My car grazed another car as I was coming out of a carpark last night. The other car is fine, but has long scratches running across the side. My car is dented and is scratched quite badly. Nobody was hurt.
I just don’t know how I could have been so careless. Perhaps I have been a […]


Hey, If The Shoes Fits - Wear It

This evening, I went down to buy a pair of shoes from Robinsons since I had a $50 voucher. In my mind, I had settled for a cheapo pair of dark brown Norwegian Bluchers since I had recently purchased several pairs of khaki’s in a series of descending tones of tan.
Men do not like to […]


Cowboy Caleb’s Mother Is Not Well

After spending so much time wondering if I should move to a new job, the answer presented itself.
My mom’s health has suddenly taken a turn for the worse. I might be in for a rough time, the next couple of months and changing careers is definitely not going to be a good idea.
It’s funny. I […]


Cowboy Caleb Visits The Oracle Of Destiny

A huge career decision has been causing me a lot of frustration and indecisiveness over the past 2 weeks. I’ve been offered a position elsewhere but I’m torn between staying and leaving. Both companies have been increasing their offer and refusing to take no for an answer from me.
So last night, my wife went to […]


Sinfully Sinful

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Forgive me for I have sinned. Ice blended milk coffee with dollops of butter with kaya on thick toast is better than sex.
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Review: Fish Luncheon Meat

Singapore has banned the everpopular Luncheon Meat (pork), and Ayam Brand has released their version of Luncheon Meat made of Fish(!)
I bought a can and fried it for lunch over the weekend.
“Ptui, yarks, eeeyurrr…. I dowant to eat this!!!”
Here is the verdict, direct from the mouth of my 7 year old niece who chomped […]


Obviously Not Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Today, i dragged myself out of bed at 5.30am and drove my brother-in-law and sister-in-law to the airport. They’re off for a week in the mountains of Hangzhou, which I guess is somewhere near Shanghai and therefore must be frozen so I have no idea why they are going.
After they had alighted at the airport, […]


How Cowboy Caleb Saved His Own Life

There are two computers in my home linked by a wi-fi network. One is my laptop, which I pretty much use for everything. And everything these days means surfing the web, updating my blog, using Microsoft Money and surfing the web.
The other computer is my old desktop which I purchased in 2002 as a swinging […]


There is hope for the human race

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I’m having ‘Halal Yee Sang’ at an Indonesian restaurant with my muslim team members!!!
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Big Box Of Chinese New Year Bang Bang

The current ban on fireworks in Malaysia is no deterrent. My uncle just bought a bloody huge box of fireworks - just one box. It’s so large, it’s about the size of my nephew.
The box cost RM650 and we have no idea what to expect when we light the fuse, except to run and hide […]


There is no hope for the human race

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Spotted these abominations at a store at HabourFront
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My Current Guide To Having A Modestly Successful Life v1.2

This is version 1.2 of My Current Guide To Having A Modestly Successful Life, updated for 2008.
New items are at the bottom of the list:

Write your goals down. Each goal has to have a deadline. Stick it up someplace where you will see it every day. Like that spot of ceiling directly above your […]


The New Proton Saga 2008 Edition

My family is not rich. I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Back in the mid 1990s, my dad got a Proton Saga to use as a company car as he was in sales. Funny as it sounds right now, my family was very happy because all we had back then […]


Qi Feng Mountain, Dongguan

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I am off to climb a mountain on this gloriously cool Sunday morning
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Japanese again in China

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I seem to eat more Japanese food in China than anywhere else in Asia.
Wtf?!
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