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Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief
Dost Thou Continue To Download Pron Although Thou Art Not Single?
I have a pal, let’s call him Dick. Dick is infamous for his amazing pron downloading abilities. Reknowned for filling up harddisks with all manner of Japanese pron (he sways to large chested women), he used to be the gang’s guide to obtaining pron. In short, Dick is a pron connoisseur.
Dick has now gotten himself […]
How To Tell If She’s Interested In You
The image shows a pair of computerised ‘averaged’ facial photographs taken from real people’s pictures. According to the research, the face on the right is of someone who is more likely to be interested in a short-term sexual relationship whilst the one on the left is more likely to be interested in a long-term relationship.
All […]
Ad for Edison Chen and Dr Chua sex videos on Parkway toilet wall
Somebody scribbled an ad for Edison Chen and Dr Chua Soi Lek sex videos on Parkway toilet wall. Does the number work?
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Howto: Japanese Schoolgirls Learn Self-Defence With An Axe
School Girl Axe via kwout
Instructions given to Japanese school girls teaching them how to properly hold and defend themselves with an axe.
Apparently, the best way for a Japanese school girl to protect themselves from the hordes of perverts and rapists in Japan, is to learn how to wield an axe. This would work pretty well […]
Sesame Street’s Ernie and Bert go BRUTAL
Sesame Street’s Ernie and Bert go BRUTAL - A-one and a-two and a-chicka booma chick!
Yahoo Doesnt Know There Are 29 Days for Feb 2008
There is no astrology overview today. Apparently Yahoo doesn’t take leap years into account.
For Women: Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart
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Update: mrbrown has something to say about Penis sizes in Asia.
Lomantik Mocca.com.sg Valentine’s Day Ads!!!
I note with great interest that Mocca.com.sg is trying to cash in on Valentine’s Day.
Couples are posting their videos and dedications. I’m not trying to be mean, but watching some of them really made me laugh because it’s so soppy. It’s like being forced to watch somebody’s holiday videos but only this time, I’m doing […]
Hair Mixer
Take two photos, select their faces, and the click the button to swap their hair.
This is the most fun I’ve had since 2007.
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Baby vs Sleep
A little video of a friends baby clinging on to reality and refusing to go to sleep. (via makanguru)
Cowboy Caleb’s Bold 5 Year Prediction For The Future Of Donuts In Sillypore
Anal / Oral sex between willing female and male above 16 will no longer be a crime.
If case you didn’t know, some new laws have been passed. It’s now finally legal for you to lick the genitals of somebody of the opposite gender (same gender is still illegal though).
According to the laws of Freakonomics, I […]
Appreciation Of Pron Was Not My Intention
Dear Ruok,
You will recall that earlier this year, I purchased a copy of Woman In The Dunes as a birthday gift to you. It had occured to me that you of all people would appreciate an ignored masterpiece of the Japanese persuasion.
Powerderful Toilet Seats
This variety of toilet seats can be found in the first class lounge of the Guangzhou Baiyun airport.
One simply presses the button at the bottom, and the seat revolves around so one can sit on a cleaner part of the plastic wrapping.
Hahahahaaaaahaha!
To Each His Own Horn
I was talking on MSN today with Naive Guy who just got a new Mitsubishi Lancer Sports.
Naive Guy: I am going to Autobacs today to install a new horn.
Cowboy: What’s wrong with your current horn?
Naive Guy: I don’t get any respect. It’s measly.
Cowboy: Measly?
Naive Guy: It goes Beep!
Cowboy: So how should it be then?
Naive Guy: […]
Spider-Man 3: Pirated Chinese Edition
Here is the pirated Chinese edition of Spider-man 3. Now available in all good pirated DVD shops across Beijing, Guangdong and other major provinces.
I think they cut and paste the english phrases into some online translator to get the words. Does anybody out there have any friends with careers in DVD pirating?
Lessons He May Not Appreciate
Ruok likes to logon to MSN Messenger via his mobile phone. I decided to teach him a lesson about the value of money. Each message is 10 cents, I think.
That’s what friends are for, biatch!!!!!!
Infinite Email Enabling Mass Sharing Orgy
Oh be still my quivering heart…. Yahoo! Mail has officially announced that everybody gets unlimited storage…
Share all your warez, pron, mp3 and movies. This ushers in a new era of enlightened swapping.
In other news, Japan has invented the pron umbrella.
Further Improvement & Advancement Of Ye English Language
It has just occured to me that the English Language would be better served if ‘you’ was spelled as ‘yoo’ instead because it conveys more breadth and meaning in the spirit of these modern tymes.
examples of usage:
Would you like me to lick your manberries?
Would yoo like me to lick your manberries?
Don’t you think that the […]
2 Many Exhausts 2 Furious
Behold the most powerderful car in Johor Bahru (and probably Singapore). The owner is a 73 year old retiree and is my uncle’s neighbour. I have seen him driving around before but never managed to get a photo of his vehicle until I spotted this post.
Blackmail Bitch
Ok, I have being very friendly with a few girls thru the course of work. Some times we tease each other about our work. So much so that even if we sit just two steps away, we can spend $$$ on SMSing each other on the HP.
Dude posts about how he is being blackmailed… […]
Bintan Redux
Somebody went and got creative on the Bintan Resorts entry on WikiTravel (the travel guide version of Wikipedia). And by golly, it’s hilarious! Check it out before it gets fixed!
Behind its barbed wire Bintan Resorts is, like its mothership Singapore, stultifyingly safe. You can even drink the tap water.
There is no budget accommodation available in […]
Serendipity?
First read this post about a guy telling a tale about how he got told off for using his PDA in a restaurant.
Next read this other post, about a guy telling a tale about an annoying pda user in a restaurant.
Oh man, only on the intarwebs!
Grobalizashun According To Sinkaporheans.
One of the barflies posted this on the Cowboy Bar. I nearly died laughing.
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Andrian Is Not Our Friend Anymore
Here is Andrian. He is not our friend anymore. Go away. Go away Andrian. Go play far far away.
Lol
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It’s Official: Blogging Is Mental Masturbation
“Blogging has gone mainstream like string bikinis and brazilian waxes. Once it was the domain of nerds keen on public mental masturbation and now it is a widely accepted hobby.”
Remember when I told the above to the Straits Times?
I didn’t know what happened after that because I was out of the country. Apparently, they did […]
If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing […]
There is no hope for the human race
Have you seen the list of most popular pages on wikipedia? Here let me summarize it for you.
5. List of gay porn stars
6. Sexual intercourse
9. List of sex positions
10. Oral sex
11. Pornography
14. List of big-bust models and performers
31. Anal sex
All the knowledge in the world. The universe has never had so much information stored in […]
Best Menu Evar
I’ve just got back from China. Before I start to revel you with lurid stories of my travels, here’s the menu from the Golden Unicorn, the only restaurant in sight after you check in at Shenzhen International Airport.
I was there waiting for my flight and decided to get some coffee. A quick peek at […]
Colbert On Caleb
All my favourite phrases and words are being featured on The Colbert Report. Hehehe…
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There is no hope for the human race
Why do people like to wear cosutumes and pretend that they’re something they’re not like Darth Kitty/Hello Vadar?
Deliver Me From Stupid Pipple
Whenever somebody wants to join the Cowboy Bar google group, a notification email is sent to me. Check out how this impatient bugger tries to speed up the process.
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From: Google Groups
Date: Jul 24, 2006 2:56 PM
Subject: Google Groups: Membership Pending
To: “The Cowboy Bar Has Moved To http://cowboybar.liquidblade.com Managers”
johndoe requested to join the […]
She Doesn’t Come With The Bed
There was this roadshow promoting a new brand of mattress. For some reason, they just had to get girls wearing (silk!!!) nightgowns to lie on their side on the beds. This is supposed to trigger a ‘buy’ signal amongst the male primates out there.
Instead, most of the male primates(including yours truly) started taking peekchures instead.
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Ingenious Inconsideracy
Look, I know that Ikea on any given Sunday is a primary example of how the human swarm is alive and kicking and I was there to witness and feel the power of the human swarm, out in full force for bargains galore at the Ikea Clearance Sale.
One little boy got so tired, his parents […]
All Your Headbutts Are Belong To Zidane
Oh Zidane, what have you done
You’ve sparked another damned internet meme
All sorts of malarkey, in the name of fun
Because you decided to headbutt the Italian team
Now that you know I suck at writing limericks, checkout the Zidane headbutt memes that are all the rage right now. We’ve got the E. Honda one, Streetfighter Ryu, cannibal, […]
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
Because today’s picture is NSFW (Nadine says F87k wurk), you’ll have to see it here
You may also want to check out more pictures that have something wrong with them.
Letter To Roomates That We’ll Never Write
Here is something I should have written to one of my roommates when I was young and single (I’m young and married now).
In other news, Craigslist is full of weird rants.
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Wimmen We’d Like To Whatever
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Wimmen who don’t play mahjong
Wimmen who can cook more then 1 dish
Wimmen who took the time to readup on fellatio
Wimmen who know all about football but just pretend they don’t
Wimmen who have read something else than the Da Vince Code
Wimmen with nice hair (visits hair stylist on a regular basis)
Wimmen with some body […]
Stupidity Is Genetic
(Cthon98) hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
(Cthon98) ********* see!
(AzureDiamond) hunter2
(AzureDiamond) doesnt look like stars to me
(mage) what should I give sister for unzipping?
(Kevyn) Um. Ten bucks?
(mage) no I mean like, WinZip?
Absolutely hilarious excerpts from IRC.
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The Alphabet
Pictured to the above left is a photo of how I look when I get up in the morning before shaving. To the right is a photo of how I look after. Not only do I grow a thicker beard minutes later, but I get a unibrow as well.
The Alphabet Of Manliness is supposed […]
There is no hope for the human race
Holy shit!!! The rumours about Bert & Ernie are true! Do not click on this link because it’s not only NSFW, but it is also the most disturbing movement in the force since Darth Vadar discovered he had piles.
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Happy Chinese New Year
I would like to wish all my readers a very insanely homophobic, technotronic and supersonic Happy Chinese New Year (whatever the heck that means)!
Hercules Is Fat
That boulder is much too large, I could lift a smaller one.
Have I told you how much I loathe Hercules? I mean the man is a friggin brute. Achilles is so much more god-like compare to his kind. So that’s why I enjoyed this SNL skit about an out-of-shape Hercules tremendously.
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Quit Complaining About Your Job
You think your job is tough, bitch? You ain’t seen tough! You can’t handle tough!!!
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Husbands, Don’t Store Pron On Your PC
Because your wife will find it.
In other news, I have just lost another friend to the World of Warcraft. It’s just a matter of time before he tries to pimp it to me, and knowing my feeble willpower - he will ensorcel me entirely with it until it consumes all my waking hours.
I’m just glad […]
Everyone’s Blogging About This Meme
Amazing. No one is talking about Xiaxue anymore. Everyone is talking about this.
Hokkien Xmas
This is cute, and after you’re done watching it - it can be sent as an e-card to your friends.
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