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Growing up as a geek in the 80’s and 90′, we didn’t have any Harry Bleeding Potter. Instead we had ant-hero, poetry-spouting and the extremely obscure Adrian Mole.
If you were a fan (or still are) of Adrian Mole, you’ll be interested to note that I’ve just discovered the download links for a Adrian Mole TV [...]
I hate Facebook. It is creepy. It is full of people I barely know poking me and asking me to attend strange events in crazy places I never even knew existed. Everyday, I receive email from my nutjob ‘friends’ giving me eggs and fairies from stupid online games that are actually invitations to join their [...]
Dear Apple,
Thank you for creating the iPad. Personally I plan to purchase at least 3 iPads. One will serve as a office organizer and photo display. The second will be for lugging around so I can surf the intarwebs in cafes. And the third will be solely for watching pron videos.
That’s right. Pron.
Apple just [...]
click here if you can’t view the movie (via)
Have I ever told you that I agree “The Wire” is one of the greatest television series, EVAR? I’ve watched every single episode of every single season like twice already this year. This are the 100 greatest quotes, and they are amazing indeed.
Cowboy Caleb would like to start a petition for this to happen. Oh yeah. @Joannepeh is definitely one of the hottest stars in Singapore.
I just bought this new game called Torchlight online.
Because it’s looks set to be a lonely weekend.
Because I have given up drinking.
Because I like pretending that I’m actually an elf slinging bows and arrows into the crotches of foul-smelling orcs and goblins.
A couple of years ago, I was walking along Ann Siang hill after work to look for a friend so we could head off to the bar for a beer when suddenly a white van pulls up and this old chinese dude pops his head out the window and asks me if I would like [...]
Today, I succumbed and drank a cup of hot coffee down in one gulp despite swearing to myself that I would never touch that heroin again. After every last drop of brown liquid had found its way into my belly, I felt the familiar sense of glowing happiness begin to seep into the pores of [...]
Last night, I was furiously downloading shite to store on my iPhone and iPod in anticipation of my long boring flight to Shanghai today. You see, there is always a delay in take-off, landing and the damned planes do not have an in-flight entertainment system.
So while I was swilling away a couple of cans of [...]
I made a list:
The fact that you’re getting too much pussy
The agony of having so much money, you’re in a dilemma
You think another guy is ‘good-looking’
If his wife/gf were single, you’d shag her
The phrase “I think I’ve had too much to drink”
In the 1960s, what is only referred to as “the Event” took place at the Sunshine Motel causeing ordinary things in Room 10 to transform into items of wonder. The room and its contents gained unique and inexplicable properties, transforming them from mundane things into indestructible Objects with extraordinary powers that are sought after by [...]
Marshall Teller’s family moves to the small country town of Eerie, Indiana (Pop. 16,661). There, Marshall discovers that Eerie, as he puts it, “is the center of weirdness for the universe”. Elvis lives there, so do a pair of twins who stay young by sleeping in Tupperware, and many other strange things. Each episode, Marshall [...]
I like Ribena, a common drink sold almost everywhere in Malaysia and Singapore. You can even find it in better supermarkets in China. I usually drink it when I’m sick because it cheers me up. It mixes well with Vodka and Bacardi too.
What I didn’t know until today, is that Ribena is actually very old [...]
I would like to introduce local singer-songwriter and part-time pixie Inch Chua. She does sound like Katie Melua doesn’t she?
I’m definitely a fan now!
Her debut album ‘The Bedroom’ can be downloaded online for free here, and you can find more music videos here.
I am a busy man.
I do not have the time to bullshit around with bittorrents and other arcane P2P shite that require you to constantly tweak, monitor and watch what is happening.
Therefore, I choose the path of least resistance.
In order to download whatever the hell I want, be it pron, mp3s, movies, ebooks or magic [...]
I can’t believe that Mrs Singapore contestant no 17, Siti Hawa is an ex-classmate of mine.
She’s the same age as me but she hasn’t aged a day. I can still remember attending her wedding ceremony just before we graduated!
I’ve fallen in love with this all-you-can-eat music website called Grooveshark. It has every single song I can think of, an interface that closely resembles my ipod and is incredibly fast despite the fact that I am behind the Great Firewall of China.
Trust me on this, Grooveshark is fantastic. I’ve been listening to it [...]
Malaysian Makes Good As A Coffee Cup Artist. His cups are stunning works of art. Check out his flickr set page here and his blog here.[via lancerlord]
21 July – Update:
Microsoft says they’ll send me a replacement. Problem solved.
Hi Caleb
Read your blog post about the problem you are having for your Arc mouse and I’m sorry to hear it was defective.
To make up for the unpleasant experience, and since you’ve been a big supporter of our products, I’d like to replace your [...]
I just had an epiphany.
In any given scenario, whereby a man is depressed – for an example
dude got retrenched
dude’s house burned down
dude’s boss just f87ked him in the ass
dude got dumped
etc etc
There is one magical way to cheer him up instantly.
Just ask him – do you want a blowjob?
Note: you have to be female and [...]
This just in from Preetamrai via twitter
With OverDrive Media Console v3.2 for Windows®, most audiobooks can now be transferred to the iPhone™ and the iPod®! In just a few clicks, send audiobooks to your Windows-formatted iPod using the built-in Transfer Wizard! The ‘Plays on’ icons at this site indicate whether titles are compatible with Apple® [...]
Hello Cowboy Caleb,
My name is Iyvone khoo, I am a Singaporean artist filmmaker currently based in London.
Currently one of my music short The Moth Catcher is in competition for the Bobs Awards.
Although this is all good, we need your support to really get going!
We are outnumbered here with a small crew of 4 and we [...]
Sorry for the lack of updates folks. I’ve been real busy lately. Last Thursday, I flew into Shenzhen from Shanghai, and then the next day I took a ferry from Shenzhen to Hong Kong and flew back to Singapore. So so the past few days, I’ve been resting.
Back in the 90’s, when Nirvana was still [...]
In some bizarre twist of fate, I was given a Palm Treo 680 before I flew back to China on Sunday night. My brother-in-law had gotten one, but couldn’t use it because it didn’t support chinese characters so he gave it to me. I have been using it for about a week now, and I [...]
Cowboy Caleb In The New Paper On Blog Copycatting – I’m very pleased because they printed exactly what I said, word for word and also refered to me as “well known local blogger”. LOLZ.
Last night, after a not-so-great steak dinner at Jack’s Place in Marina Place, the wife and I stumbled upon the Creative Store which was having a sale.
Now I’ve been wanting to get the Creative Vado HD for the longest time. It’s the best HD video recording alternative to the Flip, and now the price has [...]
Dear Changi Airport,
I am currently sitting in the SQ lounge of the HKIA with a smile on my face.
You see, I ate three bowls of congee. That’s right, 3 bowls! They were so good that I would have continued but the lounge staff looked at me with eyes filled with anguish and despair. Do you [...]
The Education Ministry expects to reach a decision within six months on the teaching of Mathematics and Science in English.
The outcome would ensure that students would not end up on the losing end where they failed to master the language and those two subjects, its deputy minister Dr Puad Zarkashi said.
Dear Malaysian Minister of Education,
Greetings. [...]
Primer is possibly the best, most mentally challenging and brilliant movie ever made about Time Travel. It’s incredibly hard to find. Most people have never heard of it.
You can watch it in its entirety online now!
Actually, everytime you watch this video, they pay me money.
Watch it, plisss
Are you bored in the office or in school?
Here’s a game that I am playing together with my Cowboy Barflies. We’re all pretending to be cowboys & cowgirls in this MMORPG called “The West” which runs in your browser, so there is no problem playing it from any computer regardless of location.
You get to [...]
I’ve just had my mind blown away by this movie titled ‘Push’.
Nevermind, the crappy trailer which doesn’t do it justice at all. This movie combines ‘The X-Men’ together with ‘Heroes’ but in a ‘Lost In Translation’ setting in snazzy Hong Kong with an incredibly interesting story.
Catch it – my generation had “The Matrix”. Maybe this [...]
The European Union Film Festival, EU FF2009 is an annual event that showcases a collection of films which draws on the diverse and rich culture of Europe. The film festival, now in its nineteenth year is a window into the intriguing world of European cinema. The films showcased in this festival may belong to a [...]
Honda Insight – Let It Shine from Honda on Vimeo.
It looks very different when you view it on the original Vimeo site, check it out!
Come share Shirlyn’s dream of becoming a Certified Bikram Yoga Teacher!
She has taken the first big step to being accepted for the Spring 09 Bikram Yoga Teacher Training from 26th April to 28th June in Desert Springs.
Now she needs all the help she can get to raise funds for her fees and expenses. We hope [...]
This is an interesting twitter hack, which I discovered when I replied to Ariel Tam’s sacrilegious suggestion to mix fruit with beer.
What you need to is twitter something, as long as the phrase “Spanish Inquisition” is inside your tweet.
Wait a bit, and Cardinal Fang will auto tweet the following:
I’m not sure if you get the [...]
Furong Jiejie now looking for hunky laowai boyfriend!
Aerosmith retrenches their lead signer – will the global ratfuck recession never cease to horrify us even for a single day?
The metamorposis of a local transgender – I tell myself that I should be disgusted at this blog, but then it’s so honest and full of sincerity that I can’t help enjoying Ms Chor Loh’s writings.
To be frank, I find myself getting less and less homophobic as I grow older. This is strange because I’m [...]
Join Cowboy Caleb’s Brute Clan!!! – benefits include having your cancer cured.
(NSFW): Gay Adventures In Singapore HDB flat corridors and lifts. Mine eyes!! Damn you Lancerlord!!! Gross!!!!! (via email from Lancerlord)
Tony Blair tells the Pope: you’re wrong on homosexuality
If you don’t know already, the 2009 Singapore Kindness Movement started last week, April 5th. In conjunction with SKM, Hello Campaign is a movement that aims to connect Singaporeans socially.
Managed entirely by volunteers, this campaign will see some 500 (or more) youth volunteers stationed at Dhoby Ghaut this Saturday, April 11, in a bid [...]
I would like to inform you that the barflies are now playing My Brute, and if you’re bored like us then you should join us. It’s all the rage.
To get started, just click this link and then challenge folk. You get to fight online and gain pets (I’ve got a dog), weapons and level up [...]
Their modus operandi is simple. Identify great tracks of a roughly similiar genre. Then package it into a really nice little box complete with seduction suggestions.
As customers walk into your store, play the music as loud as you can. With their curiosity piqued, customers will then approach the source of the music. There will be [...]
I made a list
Read a book
Go on a roadtrip with friends
Have a career and aspire to do something meaningful with your life
Learn to arrange flowers
Sing
I made a list:
Pron is like sex, but not entirely
Ice cream is like your childhood but not entirely
Christians are like Muslims but not entirely
Vengence is like sorrow but not entirely
Obama is like Morgan Freeman but not entirely
Macs are like inflatable sex dolls but not entirely
Singapore is like Hong Kong but not entirely
Chicken rice is like [...]
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Rebecca Zeng, a self-proclaimed long time reader of my blog wrote in to ask me if I could share some of my favourite things with all the readers of my blog.
Why not?
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Where is your favourite food in Singapore?
I really like the chicken rice sold at this stall located in a shop directly across the street [...]
Here is the good news. You can purchase an iphone without having to signup for a contract at Terminal 3 in Changi Airport.
Bad News
They only sell the 16GB version, and it is going to cost you SGD1200. Also, the only way you can get to it is if you’re flying off somewhere.
Finally, here is a [...]
Allow me to illuminate you. Faced with the decision of purchasing nothing to fill the hole in my soul, it dawned upon me that mayhaps something as simple as a mouse would do.
Not any mouse of course. It had to be something worthy of an budding apotheosis. For what is a mouse, but something that [...]
Local socialmedia rockstar Patlaw is organizing an Open Room session dedicated to helping bloggers market their blogs like brands. That’s right, if you’re serious about taking your blog to the next level, this is the event that you should be attending. It’s organized by Patlaw leh – the Patlaw herself.
Seats are limited – make sure [...]
The Singapore Business Review has released their list of the top 50 restaurants in Singapore for 2009. With a diverse range of panel of judges which included celebrities like Allan Wu and Andrea Fonseka, to notable personalities in the fast lane like Denis Lian, A1 Racing Driver and Colin Kelly, Regional Director, Rolls Royce Motor [...]
This arrived in the mail yesterday from a regular reader, which made quite a nice break from the usual requests and invites. My response to him is at the bottom.
If any of you have any questions, you can always email me or get in touch with me on twitter.
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Hello there.
Seeing from my email address [...]
In May 2008, I purchased a Garmin GPS device because I kept getting lost while driving and was too proud to ask for directions. Since then, the GPS device has helped me save lots of money on petrol and also contributed greatly to several driving holidays.
Using the free malsingmaps, I basically saved a bundle because [...]
It is always a mystery to me why the entire student and yuppie population of Singapore does not descend upon Wala-Wala every Thursday night to watch the amazing UnXpected perform.
Just to show you how awesome they are, here is their lead singer’s Shirlyn Tan’s solo effort “Window” off her album “Newfound Jealousy”.
Oh and they have [...]
Dear Asshats,
If you look at top of my blog, you’ll see that I’ve added a Social Bar (powered by Google) so that I can interact with you, you can interact with me, and we can discuss and plan all kinds of deviant behavior that normal members of society frown upon we can hang out.
All you [...]
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