Dear Xiaxue….
Dear XiaXue,
In a recent inteview by PatLaw (a most terrible person, I agree) you casually mentioned that I was not marriage material nor an object of desire for sexual coitus.
That’s alright.
I OSO DOWAN TO ROLL IN THE HAY OR MARRY YOU. LATER YOU BROG ABOUT IT.
Hmmpphhh!!!
sincerely,
C. Caleb (esq)
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