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An Open Letter To Apple Re: iPad

Dear Apple,

Thank you for creating the iPad. Personally I plan to purchase at least 3 iPads. One will serve as a office organizer and photo display. The second will be for lugging around so I can surf the intarwebs in cafes. And the third will be solely for watching pron videos.

That’s right. Pron.

Apple just perfected the mechanism by which men will slowly evolve one of their hands into a claw-like appendage over a period of time.

Of course other folk have different ideas.

Won’t be shipped for at least 2 months.

16GB w/o 3G is US$499.
w 3G is US$629 wor.

64GB w 3G is US$829. Bloody heck, buy netbook with 500GB hard drive, bigger screen better. Just set pron on slideshow.

How to surf pron? Still no flash support….

Pui!!

the name is really Fail. but hey 3? you can get 1 more, for me! arigatou gozaimasu!

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