Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17

Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17 – there is no hope for the human race

Town-Sized Illusion

Town-Sized Illusion – this is so screaming awesome. I’m sure we could do something like this in Toa Payoh

Nintendo profits freefall as iPhone cuts into portable game sales

Nintendo profits freefall as iPhone cuts into portable game sales – I am finding this hard to believe because I pay good money for iPhone games on a regular basis and find that most of them either lack depth or suck ass.

Requiem For Mine Caffeine

Today, I succumbed and drank a cup of hot coffee down in one gulp despite swearing to myself that I would never touch that heroin again. After every last drop of brown liquid had found its way into my belly, I felt the familiar sense of glowing happiness begin to seep into the pores of [...]

That’s how you cook a real thick steak for your man

That’s how you cook a real thick steak for your man – I predict very wild and rough sex will follow after such a wonderful feast is prepared.

My husband has a virtual girlfriend

My husband has a virtual girlfriend – this is why grown men should not own a Nintendo DS

If you play Farmville on Facebook, check this out

If you play Farmville on Facebook, check this out

The Curse Of Being Beautiful (Disney-style)

Movies reborn as pron!

Movies reborn as pron! – my fav is Goatsebusters

Giant breasts shock China

Giant breasts shock China – hahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!

There is no hope for the human race

There is no hope for the human race – what’s disturbing is that he managed to find other men to participate

Destiny Lead Me To This Pushcart In Front of A Shanghai Carrefour

It was a grey and lifeless day yesterday in Shanghai. I could barely feel the passage of time because the sun was hidden behind clouds of gravel-coloured cotton. Although I had left Suzhou at 7am in the morning and slept all the way during the dull 2 hour journey to the Pudong section of Shanghai, [...]

Nothing but feelings

For the past 4 days, I have been running about nonstop on business.
The worst part about business travel for me is that I am reminded how lonely life can be.
So I’m now sitting in the waitingarea of Shanghai’s HongQiao airport waiting to board my plane when it hits me that in the past, after I [...]

Carlos really hates his siste. Really really.

Carlos really hates his siste. Really really.

They shoot pron starts, don’t they?

They shoot pron starts, don’t they? The most upsetting thing you will be reading this week.

The Shareen & Joe Show

The Shareen & Joe Show – probably one of the funniest podcast shows (but still less so than mrbrown) in Singapore (via jaywalk)

Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe

Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe

Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will

WTF – Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will
You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God’s [...]

Confusion In The Stork House

Last night, I was furiously downloading shite to store on my iPhone and iPod in anticipation of my long boring flight to Shanghai today. You see, there is always a delay in take-off, landing and the damned planes do not have an in-flight entertainment system.
So while I was swilling away a couple of cans of [...]

Negotiate Your Salary in a Down Economy

Negotiate Your Salary in a Down Economy – we’re still in a recession folks, don’t believe what you read in the papers

I played World of Warcraft, I became a terrorist (story!)

I played World of Warcraft, I became a terrorist (story!)

Things A Man Should Never Tell Another Man

I made a list:

The fact that you’re getting too much pussy
The agony of having so much money, you’re in a dilemma
You think another guy is ‘good-looking’
If his wife/gf were single, you’d shag her
The phrase “I think I’ve had too much to drink”

Another Theme Park in Malaysia, Are You Stupid?

GELANG PATAH: A second theme park, after Legoland, is coming up in Iskandar Malaysia. It will be a 5,574 square metre indoor park meant to delight children below 12-years-old, said Johor Mentri Besar Datuk Abdul Ghani Othman.
Dear Prime Minister of Malaysia
The children of Johor do not need another f87king theme park. They are all friggin [...]

This Flickr account kinda freaks me out

This Flickr account kinda freaks me out but I found myself looking at all the photos in some strange mixture of disgustand horror, unable to peel my eyes away while my mind screamed and screamed all the while.

Things I Am Able To Do At 31 Years of Age (That I Was Not Able To Do 10 Years Ago)

I made a list:

Wear a bow-tie
Look a salesperson in the eye and tell them to go f87k themselves without blinking
Shave my pubes without a second thought
Only have one Pringle, and then stop
Patiently wait in a car, reading a newspaper for an hour while she does whatever it is that women do
Speak to foreigners without unconsciously [...]

So it turns out that Scott Baio is a jerk

So it turns out that Scott Baio is a jerk – 80% of you won’t even know what this post is all about anyways

Dear Jesus

Ok I give up.
The real reason why I don’t go to church anymore is because I don’t feel fit to be in your presence anymore with all the bad things I’ve done.
Also, with all the bad things I’ve done, I have doubts about your existence because no lightning bolts have since struck me dead (yet?).
There, [...]

New camera promises to capture your whole life

New camera promises to capture your whole life
Worn on a cord around the neck, the camera takes pictures automatically as often as once every 30 seconds. It also uses an accelerometer and light sensors to snap an image when a person enters a new environment, and an infrared sensor to take one when [...]

Wall Street’s Naked Swindle

Wall Street’s Naked Swindle – A scheme to flood the market with counterfeit stocks helped kill Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers — and the feds have yet to bust the culprits

Churches involved in torture, murder of thousands of African children denounced as witches

Churches involved in torture, murder of thousands of African children denounced as witches – Salem style finally catches on in Africa

Crap Comics: STAR TREK

Crap Comics: STAR TREK – this is hiralious!!!

Man tries to con teacher into having sex

Man tries to con teacher into having sex – I would like to petition the pornographers of Japan to make this into a pron flick.

EVER DREAMT ABOUT THIS MAN?

EVER DREAMT ABOUT THIS MAN? Every night throughout the world hundreds of people dream about this face. One theory is that he is God visiting us.

Barbie has Cankles? Fashion Guru Thinks So

Barbie has Cankles? Fashion Guru Thinks So

Wii Is The Loneliest Numbaar

Last night, I unpacked the Nintendo Wii that I had brought to China from home. After setting it up on my huge 46 inch plasma tv, I settled down to play a round of Super Mario Galaxy.
After about 10 minutes, I felt bored and somehow empty. So I went to the fridge and had a [...]

More Malaysian Idiocy, This Time From The Wimmen

Puteri Umno wants the Government to ban the production of “horror, mystical and superstitious” movies, claiming such films can weaken the faith of Muslims in the country.
The movement also wants the authorities to empower the Islamic Development Department (Jakim) to take action against such productions.
Their faith must be very weak if they can’t even watch [...]

SEO is evurl

Search Engine Optimization is not a legitimate form of marketing. It should not be undertaken by people with brains or souls. If someone charges you for SEO, you have been conned.

Safra PK Challenge: To Be Or How Not To Be A Pop Star

Verily, I have stumbled upon a site called In2It.sg and found a bid to outshine the current Taiwanese fad of PK style singing contests
Our very own SAFRA has launched their own Safra PK Challenge which happens in October 2009. ‘PK’ for those of you not swaying to the Asian Persuasion, is an acronym which stands [...]

(NSFW): A Lonely Cow Weeps At Dawn

(NSFW): A Lonely Cow Weeps At Dawn – this takes the cake for weird nsfw movie shite (via rick through email)

Be lucky – it’s an easy skill to learn

Be lucky – it’s an easy skill to learn – Those who think they’re unlucky should change their outlook and discover how to generate good fortune

Woman arrested for ‘poking’ Facebook user

Woman arrested for ‘poking’ Facebook user – I always thought Facebook was creepy, but this is ridiculous

Does your social class determine your online social network?

“MySpace has one population, Facebook has another,” said the 26-year-old, who works for an affordable-housing nonprofit in San Francisco, California. “Blue-collar, part-time workers might like the appeal of MySpace more — it definitely depends on who you meet and what they use; that’s what motivates people to join and stay interested.”
There is this article that [...]

Crazy ass asian chick lies, steals and fools everybody

Crazy ass asian chick lies, steals and fools everybody – she’s cute the way white boys like their Asians.

A Cruel Day

This morning, I woke up with an painful tummyache and proceeded to take the dump of all dumps. Since I moved into my own apartment in China, I have been cooking my own food instead of eating out. I think the instant noodles de la luncheonemeat souffle may have gave me food poisoning because after [...]

Girls sell sex in Hong Kong to earn shopping money

Girls sell sex in Hong Kong to earn shopping money – I thought this was wayyyy out of fashion in Japan.

The evolution of The Simpsons

The evolution of The Simpsons – have they really evolved?

Infographic of the Day: How Much Does Your Company’s CEO Make? Per Hour?

Infographic of the Day: How Much Does Your Company’s CEO Make? Per Hour?

How Led Zeppelin Changed the Music Business

How Led Zeppelin Changed the Music Business – an essay with photos

Dyson unveils blade-free fan

Dyson unveils blade-free fan – it is simply put, astounding

The Lost Room

In the 1960s, what is only referred to as “the Event” took place at the Sunshine Motel causeing ordinary things in Room 10 to transform into items of wonder. The room and its contents gained unique and inexplicable properties, transforming them from mundane things into indestructible Objects with extraordinary powers that are sought after by [...]

Form Two student addicted to sex after rape

Form Two student addicted to sex after rape – how on earth shite like this makes the news

Only designers will get this joke

Only designers will get this joke – the rest of you will be like wtf?!

(NSFW): The evolution of Playboy 1953-2008

(NSFW): The evolution of Playboy 1953-2008 – man, I think our taste in women have gone downhill. I wished I had lived in the 50’s.

Massive Plastic Surgery FAIL – the ballad of Jocelyn Wildenstein

Massive Plastic Surgery FAIL – the ballad of Jocelyn Wildenstein

God is not the Creator, claims academic

God is not the Creator, claims academic
The notion of God as the Creator is wrong, claims a top academic, who believes the Bible has been wrongly translated for thousands of years.

Newest Professions, Growing Salaries

Newest Professions, Growing Salaries – 12 Jobs That Didn’t Exist Until Recently

KLM Contest: Win A Trip To Amsterdam For 2, A Macbook and a Netbook!

KLM, the world’s oldest airline turns 90 on 07th October 2009, a joyous occasion to celebrate!
Did you know that KLM connects Singapore to Amsterdam and over 80 European cities daily? From prices as attractive as SGD1150, anybody can have a pleasant and comfortable journey to explore Europe!
KLM is committed to share an inspirational travel [...]

Remembering “Eerie Indiana” All Over Again

Marshall Teller’s family moves to the small country town of Eerie, Indiana (Pop. 16,661). There, Marshall discovers that Eerie, as he puts it, “is the center of weirdness for the universe”. Elvis lives there, so do a pair of twins who stay young by sleeping in Tupperware, and many other strange things. Each episode, Marshall [...]

Movie Review: The Ugly Truth

This movie is for the following groups of people:
1) overachieving women left on the shelf because they can’t find ‘a good man’.
2) women who are constantly weaving in and out of one relationship after another.
3) men who like to gloat at women, having been constantly rejected by them all their lives.
In a nutshell, the King [...]

Upskirt iPhone Application

It can only be from Japan (via mrbrown)