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Things That Are Better Than Blowjobs (Part 2)

I had more time to think and came up with more items to add to the list

1. Beer
2. Getting an ass-rim (look it up, that’s what the intarwebs are for)
3. Birthdays
4. Salary bonuses!
5. Finding out that you are the magic pony!