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This just confirms what I’ve always known
1) Muslims of both sexes and Hindu men get along worse.
2) Catholics are more universally liked than Protestants
Much more datapron can be found inside the main article.
Dear friends,
After more than two years of writing, research, rewriting and polishing, the book Singapore: A Biography, by Mark Ravinder Frost & Yu-Mei Balasingamchow, is going to be launched this October in Singapore.
* 400 pages of lively writing about Singapore history, as you’ve never quite heard it before
[...]
Why women have sex – According to a new book, there are 237 reasons why women have sex. And most of them have little to do with romance or pleasure
Christian modelling agency preaches spiritual fulfilment to the fashion world – Wannabe models in the UK are being courted by a Christian agency offering a spiritual alternative to the size-zero debate
Reminder: Roman Polanski raped a child – I’ve always hated all his movies.
The Polygamy Club of Malaysia Is Real
Polygamy may seem out of place in an Asian democracy proud of its skyscrapers, high-tech skills and go-getter economy. But it retains a foothold in this Muslim-majority country of 27 million where piety is deeply embedded and Muslims can be arrested for drinking alcohol or consorting with the [...]
Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.
EPIC FAIL – Egyptians admit 2nd largest screw-up since Moses’s time
Getting a good night’s sleep is actually a lot more complicated than one would think.
I am returning to China tomorrow. Screw clothes. Who needs clothes? I’m stocking up on cream crackers, Malaysian instant noodles, Sarawakian pepper, socks and underwear.
Auto system entry into M’sia for frequent Singaporean visitors – an automated clearance system, initially introduced for investors coming into Iskandar Malaysia, is now open to all residents from the Island Republic. They finally realized that all Singaporeans coming into Malaysia are actually investors.
The 50 best things to eat in the world, and where to eat them
From cake, steak and tapas, to oysters, chicken and burgers, Killian Fox roamed the world to find the 50 best things to eat and the best places to eat them in, with a little help from professionals
I would like to wish all my Muslim readers out there a very happy Aidilfitri.
Hope you all do not OD on fanta orange and rendang.
Last night, I popped into a Gramaphone store to grab a Yo-Yo Ma album (which ever one would do) because the wife wanted to get a hi-fi for the bedroom to listen to classical music straining through the night. It was then that I was pleasantly reminded that several Beatles albums had been remastered so [...]
“the ideal man, according to wimmen”
The under-age girl (I wonder what happens when she gets old and has to change her moniker. Would she be ‘over-the-hill girl’ or ‘not-so-young-anymore girl’?) wrote a blogpost about her Mr Right. It’s about as SOP as you can get. I think she has serious daddy issues and I have [...]
Dear Singapore Airlines,
Your new lounge in the Hong Kong International Airport sux. I should know, I’m there right now blogging this.
Without going into unnecessary banter, here is a list of things that are wrong.
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The receptionist has this morose expression that looks like her entire family died last night. Couldn’t you have hired somebody who at [...]
The Ghost Fleet Of Singapore
The biggest and most secretive gathering of ships in maritime history lies at anchor east of Singapore. Never before photographed, it is bigger than the U.S. and British navies combined but has no crew, no cargo and no destination. The world’s ship owners and government economists would prefer you not to [...]
I will be returning to Singapore, later this week.
Things I wish to purchase to bring back to China, I made a list:
Chai Poh (to cook Chai Poh omelettes so I can make authentic teowchew porridge in China)
An android based phone (probably a HTC) so I can make calls over 3G using Gmail Chat. Fuck you [...]
The last 3 days of my life has been anything less than normal.
The security guards at my company staged a strike and walk-off. I won’t go into details on what they did, but I temporarily became their new boss that morning and began negotiations. It’s not a pleasant thing to do, standing in front of [...]
THE BASIC LAWS OF HUMAN STUPIDITY – you gotta love the accompanying illustrations
(NSFW): The 50 Sluttiest American Apparel Ads of All Time – holy shit, where can I buy these clothes?
I had more time to think and came up with more items to add to the list
Beer
Getting an ass-rim (look it up, that’s what the intarwebs are for)
Birthdays
Salary bonuses!
Finding out that you are the magic pony!
Chinese female fighter pilots get new suits – I predict the birth of a whole new fetish in China. Who wants to shag an air stewardess when you can shag the pilot?
Shanghai: Drunk drivers may face death penalty – I support this 100%
One of my staff told me that I never ’scold’ people. I do get grumpy, but when I confront people I tend to do it in a passive-aggressive manner. She even compiled a list of stuff I say:
I’m very disappointed in you because [enter screw-up reason]
If you carry on [insert inappropriate behavior], you’re going to [...]
This piece of Malaysian news is so loony, I just had to reproduce it here.
Veterinarian’s service that really sucks
A KINDERGARTEN teacher who took her feverish pet squirrel to the veterinary clinic had her breasts allegedly groped by the veterinarian instead, reported Harian Metro.
According to the daily, the veterinarian had asked the 27-year old woman to [...]
You thought SAP had a terrible user interface? You haven’t seen this online bookstore called Zoomii yet.
EPIC FAIL: Trapped Girls Updated Facebook Status Instead of Calling For Help
My New Fav Travel Web Site – Atlas Obscura – full of wondrous, curious and strange places to visit.
Lately, I’ve been feeling pretty swamped at work. The amount of issues to deal with arrives at a staggering frequency and I’m overwhelmed with the number of decisions I’m being forced to make every day. To deal with this pressure, I drink a lot of alcohol at the end of the day during dinner.
My [...]
Japan’s 32 Best iPhone Apps (All Available In English)
Top 10 Anime movies that surpass Disney by light years
The 6 Most Horrific Bosses of All Time – and I thought I was an evil overlord.
Today, I wrote a very long post after reading this excellent article about the anatomy of determination. Unfortunately, after I reviewed the finished product, it conjured an image of a cowboy masturbating and crying like a baby in public eye, so I scrapped it. Enjoy the link to the article though.
50 things that are being killed by the internet – one of the things is the myth surrounding cat intelligence, which I’ve known all along because all aminals are dumbos.
Random thoughts from 25-35 year olds – possible blog post of the year
Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women – Talking to an attractive woman really can make a man lose his mind, according to a new study.
Kurt Vonnegut explains drama – the mysterious secrets of good writing have been unlocked
Things that are better than blowjobs
I made a list
handjobs with oil
Paris
The last coke in the fridge
Your boss admitting he was wrong
The girl you’re infatuated telling you that she remembers your name
The first glimpse of her panties
Twirling a cotton bud around inside your ears in a clockwise motion
The day before a bad sun burn
Reading about how [...]
The 25 Who Won The Recession – I knew I should have invested in financial banking stock.
You thought Malaysians were a crazy bunch of loons? You haven’t seen the Indonesians in action yet.
A conversation with a close friend the other night about ‘Miss Perfect’ sparked off our imaginations about what kind of creature would merit such a title.
Ideally of course, the typical male would like some hot celebrity like (insert name eg. Joanne Peh) that loves nothing more than to cook our fav dishes, pick up [...]
Asserting Your Social Status With Your Facebook Status – no one is better at this than
Foreign Employees Limited, Malaysia Suffers a Labor Shortage
The Iraqi who saved Norway from oil – Utterly fascinating stuff.
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