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So my ex-boss called me this morning
Him: WASSZUPPPP!!! What’s the time over there?
Me: It’s 10am in China.
Him: Itsch 5am over here.
Me: It’s 5am in Toronto?
Him: NOOOOO I’m IN PARRIISSSSS
Me: Kewl!
Him: I just called to say you’re a bastard
Me: Err…
Him: No you’re THE bastard. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Are you ok?
Him: NOOO, I’m drunk.
Me: How many drink did you [...]
WTF: the broke-down steampunk dystopian Magic Kingdom of Epic Mickey Mouse. F87king FABULOUS INNIT?!!!
My blog was unavailable for most of today, and most probably last night.
Why? Simple. I didn’t pay my hosting bills despite being sent numerous emails about it.
I didn’t feel like paying.
The closest thing I can get to an English television channel in China is this Phillipino channel called Studio 23. It’s pretty good, in fact it’s similar to Singapore’s TCS5 except that they mix a lot of tagalog into their conversation and also they air live Catholic mass services.
There is plenty of Phillipino MTV’s which [...]
Msian Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive – It all started when he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night.
Security guard ‘slapped’ by ghosts at housing area in Malaysia. Ghostly S&M!!!
Did you know we’re running out of helium? It’s true. One day, the earth will no longer have any helium left, and nobody knows what to do about it.
My birthday this year began when I was surprised by my GM who walked unannounced into my office at 11.30am and told me to leave for lunch immediately with him. He then whisked me to an extremely high-end Japanese teppanyaki restaurant where we were served grilled bits of expensive animals by a chef. After the [...]
Love in 2-D – I am finding it hard to believe how men can commit to 2-D women. How do they even have sex? This is some crazy shite.
This really made my day. Scroll down to the question “Name some of the bloggers whom you look up to” and check it out.
It’s nice things like this that make me go on blogging.
Thanks Jialat, I like your blog alot too.
Dear Ingrid,
I know that lately you have been bleeding red. And yes, I know it’s not your menses but my tidal wave of unread email.
It’s not my fault, you see.
Firstly, I no longer have a Blackberry because my BB Pearl stopped working. Secondly, I’m in meetings all day so I can’t be reading my [...]
Next month, I’m moving my family into a new house. We’ve finally managed to afford a semi-d house in an exclusive gated neighbourhood next to a river. I can say that my parents are overjoyed.
My 20 year brother is moving in with me and I’m happy about that. There is no doubt that I’d rather [...]
Why Japan’s Cellphones Haven’t Gone Global – I for one would kill for a jappo keitai.
Sharing on Facebook Now More Popular than Sharing by Email – I think this article is probably wrong judging from the crap I receive in my inbox from an assortment of ‘friends’ everyday.
21 July – Update:
Microsoft says they’ll send me a replacement. Problem solved.
Hi Caleb
Read your blog post about the problem you are having for your Arc mouse and I’m sorry to hear it was defective.
To make up for the unpleasant experience, and since you’ve been a big supporter of our products, I’d like to replace your [...]
You thought Singaporeans were consumers from hell? Let the women from China show you the how.
I brought a bunch of my female team members to a Haagen Daaz outlet in Suzhou to reward them for their hard work. In case you don’t know, Haagen Daaz is very very upmarket in China being extremely expensive after [...]
I just had an epiphany.
In any given scenario, whereby a man is depressed – for an example
dude got retrenched
dude’s house burned down
dude’s boss just f87ked him in the ass
dude got dumped
etc etc
There is one magical way to cheer him up instantly.
Just ask him – do you want a blowjob?
Note: you have to be female and [...]
For the past few months, it had been an open secret that another manager’s team would soon be reporting to me. The general feeling I got about this was that this was not something they desired. In fact, there were rumors that the entire team would resign in protest if I displaced their current manager.
But [...]
Bedpost is a personal web application that will give you some insight into your sex life.
(NSFW): The Cosby Show gone terribly wrong – you’ve never seen the Huxtables like this.
The 7 Most Baffling Criminal Defenses (That Sort of Worked) – America is full of stupid people.
This is a massive gallery of chicks with Twilight tattoos. Because Twilight is like the female equivalent of blowing shit up with fireworks for a guy. Most of the tattoos are quotes and the book cover art. This one about the lion falling in love with the lamb seems to be particularly popular. And guess [...]
Jobless Singaporeans thumb noses at menial work – you won’t see this on the Singapore news networks.
Cheating Malaysian wife caught but lover manages to flee hotel room half-naked
Michael Jackson and the Invisibl Skratch Piklz – incredible cover of “Billie Jean”
When gin was in
Why is it that societies periodically succumb to epidemics of drug addiction? The history of London’s gin mania provides some clues.
The 7 Greatest Stories in the History of Esquire Magazine… in Full
The Economist describes its decision to migrate to Drupal. The same CMS that powers Tomorrow.sg. Looks like James Seng was years ahead of the curve.
The World’s Greatest Music Service – Spotify streams every song you’d ever want to hear for free
The Great Google Doodle Triforce Conspiracy
In many well-known programs there are hidden features or messages called easter eggs, being put there by the developers for you to find. Like in some applications from Google: Docs (Cliply), Picasa (bears) and Reader (ninja and the end of internet). But it seems that these ’eggs’ are not only [...]
For twenty four hours, 10 bloggers will compete head-to-head against each other in a Blogathon where they will blog, blog, tweet, blog, tweet, blog and blog inside TANGS’ window displays. 40 winks aren’t allowed, although hey, we understand the need for the occasional flirting with the passerbys from outside the windows. Two winners will be [...]
LG’s latest Arena mobile phone sports their groundbreaking 3D S-Class user interface. Amazingly rich 3D graphics, incredibly sensitive touch sensitivity with great audit and video capabilities with HSPDA and Wi-fi are the norm for this flagship model.
Navigating is done simply by flicking your fingers to manipulate a 3D cube. Each face of the cube serves [...]
This weekend, I returned home for a short break.
However, it was a mad dash to catch up with my life away from work. The day would begin at 8am with me rushing to have breakfast with my immediate family, followed by driving in a hurry to meet up with contractors to check the status of [...]
How fucking sad is my life?
I’m in the Hong Kong International Airport. Have been since 9.30am today for a 1.30pm flight back to Singapore. Instead of going shopping for birthday gifts for my brother and mother, I’m chained to a desk in the lounge because I have to WORK at sending emails and making phone [...]
Power.
Power corrupts. There is no doubt now. Faced with a plethora of god-like powers, Zeus is resisting the urge to do bad things like punishing those who displeased him in the past and rewarding his sycophants.
It also creates a lot of stress. When each decision is made, Zeus wonders how people are perceiving him. Is [...]
Since the outburst in the Xinjiang capital of Urumqi, the Chinese government has blocked Twitter and Facebook, scrubbed news sites, unplugged the Internet entirely in some places and slowed it and cell phone service to a crawl in others to stifle reports about the violence — and get its own message out that authorities are [...]
What stuntmen think are the best stunt films of all time.
This just in from Preetamrai via twitter
With OverDrive Media Console v3.2 for Windows®, most audiobooks can now be transferred to the iPhone™ and the iPod®! In just a few clicks, send audiobooks to your Windows-formatted iPod using the built-in Transfer Wizard! The ‘Plays on’ icons at this site indicate whether titles are compatible with Apple® [...]
4chan may be behind attack on Twitter – a huge influx of fake accounts on Sunday, pushing the NSFW trending topic, #gorillapenis, all the way to the top of the list. Popular image board 4chan /b/, along with other various sites, appears to be behind this latest raid on Twitter.
An incident happened, which is both ridiculous and sad.
Why my rather thoughtless comment created a maelstrom which soon I get sucked for I really have no idea. I can’t help but feel I was picked on and singled out, after I was subsequently told by a friend that the entire group of them were already [...]
EVE Online Banker Embezzles To Cover Kid’s Medical Bills – it’s great to wake up on a Sunday and read shite like this.
“Centrepoint Kids” is a term used to describe the social phenomenon of groups of youths who used to hang out at shopping complexes in Singapore during the mid 1980s. Other similar moral panics that have appeared in the Singapore media includes the McDonald Kids (early 1980s), the Marina Square kids (early 1990s), the Far East [...]
I really like @singabeng who tweets under the twitter nick “Singa Courtesy Lion” and is a self-described “Guai Lan Courtesy Lion” (more about that on Wikipedia)
Some examples of recent tweets:
You all today got call your mother anot?
Say thank you or I beat you.
Watching This Singaporean Twitterer Flick Her Hair Has Healing Properties. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Quick get it before she realizes what I’ve done and takes it down.
Walter Robot has directed a new music promo for Death Cab for Cutie.
The Malaysian government has announced that the 30% bumiputra quota (read: Malay) requirement for companies seeking to list on the Malaysian Stock Exchange has been done away with under an overhaul of the Government’s economic policies.
Do you know what this means?
Any company listed on the stock exchange is probably now exploring the possibility of retrenching [...]
(NSFW): Nude Air New Zealand Flight Attendant Ad Hopes to Boost Sales – I don’t think this will work. Maybe they should dress up (cosplay!) like elves and hobbits instead?
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