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  • Posts from June 2009

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    Is Oral Sex Good for Your Fetus?

    Is Oral Sex Good for Your Fetus? There is no hope for the human race.


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    30 June 2009 @ 11am

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    PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BECOME A MERMAID! PLEASE!!!!!!!

    PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BECOME A MERMAID! PLEASE!!!!!!!


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    30 June 2009 @ 10am

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    Michael Jackson and the Zombieconomy

    Michael Jackson and the Zombieconomy – If the world’s biggest pop star only made $25 million a year in total, something’s very, very wrong. Where’s the rest of the money? Why can’t a resource as scarce as the King of Pop capture more value?


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    30 June 2009 @ 9am

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    50 Books For Our Times

    50 Books For Our Times
    What to Read Now. And Why – The fact is, no one needs another best-of list telling you how great The Great Gatsby is. What we do need, in a world with precious little time to read (and think), is to know which books—new or old, fiction or nonfiction—open a window [...]


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    30 June 2009 @ 8am

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    The Board Game No One Wants to Play More Than Once

    The Board Game No One Wants to Play More Than Once (unless of course, you’re a Nazi)


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    29 June 2009 @ 4pm

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    (NSFW): Silly China University Schoolboy Graduation Photos

    (NSFW): Silly China University Schoolboy Graduation Photos – MINE EYES, THEY’RE BLIND. AIIEEEEEEE. DAMN YOU!!!!


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    29 June 2009 @ 4pm

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    ARE OUR CHILDREN OLD ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE HOOTERS EXPERIENCE?

    ARE OUR CHILDREN OLD ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE HOOTERS EXPERIENCE?


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    29 June 2009 @ 3pm

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    Did you ever wonder how Fall Out Boy would sound, if they already made music 30 years ago?

    Did you ever wonder how Fall Out Boy would sound, if they already made music 30 years ago?


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    29 June 2009 @ 11am

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    How Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix, and Harry Potter are Actually the Same Movie

    Hold On, I’ve Seen This Before: How Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix, and Harry Potter are Actually the Same Movie


    Cowboy Caleb Reviews The HTC Magic Phone

    Nuffnang kindly asked me to review the HTC Magic mobile which has been touted as an alternative to the Apple iPhone because it sports the Google Android Operating system. So here goes, and note that my usual phone is a Blackberry.
    The general feel
    The phone feels solid, and it is thin. Much thinner than the iPhone [...]


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    29 June 2009 @ 8am

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    Taken

    Bored of being enclosed in the safe haven of my hotel room, I went out for a spot of sight-seeing. There are large tracts of shops nearby which I’ve never ventured to, so I headed there.
    Therein lies my mistake. The areas I walked to were rather poor, being mainly populated by the hardworking folk [...]


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    29 June 2009 @ 12am

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    Michael Jackson’s fateful prediction just a week before his death

    ‘I’m better off dead. I’m done’: Michael Jackson’s fateful prediction just a week before his death


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    28 June 2009 @ 1pm

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    Only polite to insinuate a man could be gay?

    Only polite to insinuate a man could be gay? Only in this day and age could such a conversation occur.


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    28 June 2009 @ 11am

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    How I started the Jacko flashmob by accident

    How I started the Jacko flashmob by accident


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    28 June 2009 @ 11am

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    In Pictures: Roadside Dentists In Asia

    In Pictures: Roadside Dentists In Asia – ranges from scary to outright horrific. And you thought you had just cause to be afraid of the dentist. PUSSY!


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    26 June 2009 @ 3pm

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    Singapore Burger King Blogger Backlash Over Blowjob Ad

    Singapore Burger King Blogger Backlash Over Blowjob Ad


    Michael Jackson Has Passed Away

    Holy shit, Michael Jackson had a heart attack and passed away today, he was only 50 years of age!
    For all his weirdo shit, I did genuinely like the guy because he gave us such marvelous music and boy, could he dance!
    Good night, Michael. I know you’ll always be there.
    update:
    Farah Fawcett has also passed away. She [...]


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    25 June 2009 @ 11pm

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    Twitter Creator On Iran: ‘I Never Intended For Twitter To Be Useful’

    Twitter Creator On Iran: ‘I Never Intended For Twitter To Be Useful’


    Starwars vs Startrek

    Starwars V Startrek from LICHTFAKTOR on Vimeo.


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    25 June 2009 @ 3pm

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    (NSFW): Insane Jap Sexploitation Horror B-Movie

    (NSFW): Insane Jap Sexploitation Horror B-Movie (trailer here if you can’t find it)


    The Homowives of China

    The Homowives of China
    China has 20 million male homosexuals, of whom 80 per cent would marry a woman. These women are the ’homowives‘, and there are 16 million of them.


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    25 June 2009 @ 11am

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    Malaysia Airlines unveils new budget fares promo

    Malaysia Airlines unveils new budget fares promo – flights to 32 locations which is available for booking until June 26. Time of travel is between July 22 and December 15. (via)


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    24 June 2009 @ 10pm

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    I can think of plenty of evil that can be done with this…

    I can think of plenty of evil that can be done with this…


    Kennysia, It Is The Will Of Mighty Zeus That You Name Your Penis

    NSFW tweeting, let me show you the how
    In which the @Kennysia and the @Sheylara get sucked into the gravity of my Zeus!

    Follow my adventures on Twitter, right now!!!


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    23 June 2009 @ 5pm

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    Topless Waitress Restaurant

    Waiting topless from The Sunday Best on Vimeo.

    Topless Waitress Restaurant
    When the Grand View Topless Coffee shop in Vassalboro opened in February 2009, Lisa Beaudreau and Star Cunningham both found jobs there. “Yes, I am a topless waitress, but I’m just a regular normal person in society,” Cunningham says. “I honestly don’t think in this economy [...]


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    23 June 2009 @ 11am

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    Confessions Of The Bail-Out CEO Wife

    Confessions Of The Bail-Out CEO Wife
    Forget the opera. Cancel dinner at Bouley. How life has changed since my CEO husband went on the government dole.


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    22 June 2009 @ 10pm

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    Breeders Tell Fans of Water Dogs: Keep Your Paws Off

    Breeders Tell Fans of Water Dogs: Keep Your Paws Off


    I Enjoyed It And Voted For You

    Hello Cowboy Caleb,
    My name is Iyvone khoo, I am a Singaporean artist filmmaker currently based in London.
    Currently one of my music short The Moth Catcher is in competition for the Bobs Awards.
    Although this is all good, we need your support to really get going!
    We are outnumbered here with a small crew of 4 and we [...]


    Creepy Nicks, Let Me Show You The How

    Hi Cowboy
    I thought this might give you a laugh. http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2520166/Officer-wrote-kitchen-bitch-on-traffic-notice. Note the typical Kiwi understatement in the final sentence.
    Did you know we’re recruiting officers from Singapore to do rotations in New Zealand? I don’t know what kind of condition they’ll be in when we send them back, but it could be amusing…
    Take care :)
    Mrs. Skin
    —————————
    Dear [...]


    Self-Self-Loathing

    I’m sitting in the SQ lounge waiting to board the 830am to Hong Kong.
    My soul, it recoils from my touch these days.


    It Makes One Ill

    Today, I hung out with my old pal Duckhawk who has his own bachelor pad filled with boy toys in the West of Singapore. To my great amazement, we found ourselves playing Xbox360 games.
    Amazing. Two successful thirtysomething alpha males and all we did was hunch over the television congratulating each other on our individual styles [...]


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    15 June 2009 @ 6pm

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    Massive Straits Times Blogder Fail

    Joanne Lee, Straits Times Online Editor run an online blog for The Straits Times. Her posts provoke all kinds of amusing ‘comments’ that are much more interesting than her ‘bloggering’.


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    15 June 2009 @ 6pm

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    (NSFW): Bruce Seex – Bruce Lee’s Other Brah

    (NSFW): Bruce Seex – Bruce Lee’s Other Brah


    Do You Remember The “Water Go Down The Hole” Pre-Meme?

    Sorry for the lack of updates folks. I’ve been real busy lately. Last Thursday, I flew into Shenzhen from Shanghai, and then the next day I took a ferry from Shenzhen to Hong Kong and flew back to Singapore. So so the past few days, I’ve been resting.
    Back in the 90’s, when Nirvana was still [...]


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    12 June 2009 @ 2pm

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    My wife is intimidated by how often I pleasure myself

    My wife is intimidated by how often I pleasure myself.


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    12 June 2009 @ 2pm

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    Asian Poses – The Definitive Guide

    Asian Poses – The Definitive Guide


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    10 June 2009 @ 10pm

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    5 places where you still find durian trees in Singapore

    5 places where you still find durian trees in Singapore


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    8 June 2009 @ 11am

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    ‘We might need to see you without your bra, he told me. I was 14. I didn’t even have breasts yet’

    ‘We might need to see you without your bra, he told me. I was 14. I didn’t even have breasts yet’


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    7 June 2009 @ 11pm

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    The Lesbian Bed Death Phenomenon

    The Lesbian Bed Death Phenomenon – this is not a joke. Apparently lesbians have less sex than most married straight couples. Is that a feminist mentor’s snicker we hear from a distance?


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    7 June 2009 @ 11pm

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    The Jiangsu Hospital AIDS Rumors

    The Jiangsu Hospital AIDS Rumors: a pretty woman, bribery, sex scandals amongst doctors and nurses, homosexuality and a frightening disease: AIDS.


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    7 June 2009 @ 5pm

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    The Great U-Turn

    The Great U-Turn – Global Migration Flows Reverse for the First Time Since the Depression as Work in the Rich World Dries Up


    No Face-Palm, It’s The Palm Pre

    In some bizarre twist of fate, I was given a Palm Treo 680 before I flew back to China on Sunday night. My brother-in-law had gotten one, but couldn’t use it because it didn’t support chinese characters so he gave it to me. I have been using it for about a week now, and I [...]


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    7 June 2009 @ 11am

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    Hair Removal, Let Cowboy Show You The How

    I just realized that ALL the female bloggers I know in RL, are into removing every follicle of hair from their genitals, arms and legs. So without further ado, here is the CNN guide to hair removal.


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    7 June 2009 @ 11am

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    Real-Life Costumed ‘Super Heroes’ Now Patrol The USA

    Real-Life Costumed ‘Super Heroes’ Now Patrol The USA – looks like the mental institutions in USA may have run out of space…


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    6 June 2009 @ 3pm

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    Surely Luck Must Be Nothing More Than Quantum Randomness

    According to Lillian Too, anybody born in the year of the horse is going to suffer from bad luck for the next 2 months.
    2 days ago, I got caught in a flood after work.
    Yesterday, I was trapped in my hotel lift which broke down suddenly in the evening.
    Today, one of my workers put the kettle [...]


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    6 June 2009 @ 1pm

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    Crazy Things People Have Said In Court

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
    Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while [...]


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    6 June 2009 @ 1pm

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    China Plastic Surgery Gate: “Little Cecilia Cheung” Gong Mi

    China Plastic Surgery Gate: “Little Cecilia Cheung” Gong Mi – the resemblance is uncanny. I wonder if she has a furry vagijah as well?


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    6 June 2009 @ 10am

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    Mindf87k of The Day – Where do you get your ideas from?

    Mindf87k of The Day – Where do you get your ideas from?


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    6 June 2009 @ 9am

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    Dammit, I’m A Journalist, Not A Blogger: Time For Online Journalists To Unite?

    Dammit, I’m A Journalist, Not A Blogger: Time For Online Journalists To Unite?


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    6 June 2009 @ 9am

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    Matt Mullenweg Shows Middle-Finger To China

    Matt Mullenweg Shows Middle-Finger To China


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    6 June 2009 @ 9am

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    The Four Stages of Burnout

    The Four Stages of Burnout – shall we form an online support group? I think I’m in stage 2.


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    6 June 2009 @ 9am

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    WTF: Children Are Being Raped In Africa To Cure AIDS

    WTF: Children Are Being Raped In Africa To Cure AIDS – Hope was the victim of a widely held belief that if a man with HIV or AIDS rapes a virgin he will be cured of his disease. This so-called virgin myth, perpetuated by Zimbabwe’s traditional healers, has led to the rape of hundreds of [...]


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    5 June 2009 @ 9pm

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    (NSFW): Italy Has The Coolest Prime Minister

    (NSFW): Italy Has The Coolest Prime Minister – checkout the NSFW pics of him partying on the weekend in his villa. Man, the dude is like in his 70s!!!


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    5 June 2009 @ 9pm

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    Kill Bill, Literally – David Carradine is dead!

    Kill Bill, Literally – David Carradine is dead! Kill Bill and Kung Fu star David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok hotel room on Thursday – in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body.


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    4 June 2009 @ 9pm

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    ESSAY PROMPTS FOR THE 2009 SENIOR ADVANCED PLACEMENT HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH EXAM FOR WOMEN

    ESSAY PROMPTS FOR THE 2009 SENIOR ADVANCED PLACEMENT HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH EXAM FOR WOMEN – Insane


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    4 June 2009 @ 9pm

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    China Invented Swinging Couples, Not USA

    After puberty, a Mosuo girl is free to receive men. But they can only visit at night and must go to their own homes in the morning. Any children born from these relationships are raised by the mother’s family. The father will raise his sisters’ children.


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    4 June 2009 @ 2pm

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    David Eddings Is Dead!!!!

    David Eddings Is Dead!!! No more sparhawks or belgarions…. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    4 June 2009 @ 1pm

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    Kate Winslet’s ‘Pubic Hair’ Wig

    Kate Winslet’s ‘Pubic Hair’ Wig – I had no idea such infernal follicles existed.


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    4 June 2009 @ 1pm

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    A Book I Cannot Bear To Complete

    I have been big big big fan of Dan Simmons, ever since I picked up his Hyperion Cantos trilogy which revolves a science-fiction mindf87k travel through time and space. In fact, I’ve borrowed and reborrowed his books from the NLB many times.
    Later his duology of science-fiction Greek gods called Illium and Olympos blew my mind [...]


    You Really Want To Run A TV Program About Blogs, Really?

    This is a true story. Basically, I got an email from somebody named Nawwar Syahirah (Producer, English Current Affairs) who wanted to me help out with a TV programme called BlogTV.sg
    From: Nawwar Syahirah
    date: 3 June 2009 14:05
    subject: Invitation to BlogTV.sg
    Hi Cowboy Caleb,
    I’m a producer from the programme BlogTV.sg, hosted by Flying Dutchman and Phin Wong, which [...]


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