Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Nice Blog, Pity About Your F87king Design

Dude, I really like reading your blog. That post about the River Hangbao 2009 event (“The River HongBao 2009 was the best event I have never attended!!!”) was way more awesome than any of the other ‘bloggers’ managed to mime it.

But your blog’s design. It’s awful. It makes men sterile. Women sprout pimples on their faces. All just by visiting your blog.

Seriously.

Do something about it.