Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Where Do You Think Ham Comes From Then?

This is a conversation that took place between me and my 9 year old niece.

Niece: I’m hungry
Cowboy: Would you like a ham and cheese sandwich?
Niece: Ok. Where does ham come from, uncle Caleb?
Cowboy: Hamsters.

*silence for about 10 seconds*

Niece: …hamsters?
Cowboy: Where do you think ham comes from then?

As a result, my niece refuses to eat ham now. Her 6 year old brother also had the awful truth revealed to him and has sworn off ham.

And the UNCLE OF THE YEAR award goes to…. !!!

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Addendum: As a consolation, we got an Xbox 360 holiday bundle over the weekend and the kids have gone ape-shit over it.

Oh dear …

HAHAHAHAHAHAH…them poor kiddies!!! XD XD

That’s a good way of getting them to stave off unhealthy processed food.

CB, you sure are an ass at times…..

a good ass, i say! ham is unhealthy. great work, CB! LOL

i for one, was disappointed to learn that ham doesnt come from hamsters.

poor kiddos! you asshat.. >.<

Eh you damn asshat you know…
they will probably go tell some other kids and humiliate themselves.

KAKAKAKAKAKA… … ROFLMAO!

hamsters! that’s a good one!

LOL ham->hamsters wth.

Arsehole.

Cheating a kid feelings.

Imagine them telling their teacher this and the reaction that will follow…

mwahahahhaha….. so farniee! am glad my uncles never pulled pranks like that on me when i was a lil’ girl :)