Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Dear Singtel, Here’s Why I Didnt Attend Your F1 Party

Dear Singtel,

Thanks for the invite to your Singtel Formula 1 Party. Sorry I didn’t show up.

The chance to party, intoxicated from free-flowing alcohol and euphoric from fast machines & buxom babes…. I’m 30 years old and married! Inviting me to a party where your scantily clad Singtel F1 Grid Girls are going to be cavorting about, and not allowing me to bring my wife along because there’s ‘not enough room’ ruined any chances of me attending.

If it makes you feel better, I spent that same evening playing peekaboo with my 1.5 year old nephew.

regards,
C. Caleb

P.S: Thanks for digging out that extremely old piece of information from the Straits Times that my real name was Robert. Much appreciated. I had forgotten it myself.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHH ROBERTTTTTTTTTT

oi the girls damn hot la, next time show me invitation i pretend to be u la

Carrot head!