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Revelations Of A Dairy Oppressed Gentleman

For years, I have suffered in awful silence. While others had their Frappucino’s with cream - I had to go without. My coffee is always black, devoid of any dairy produce. At fabulous dinners, I avoid the fine cheeses like the plague. After I have pizza (which definitely has cheese), I always always always have to run to look for a washroom soon thereafter.

But now with the tainted milk disaster in China, I have the last laugh.

Yes, me and my kind - the lactose intolerant will inherit the earth!

hahaha damn evil!

u dun eat ice cream 1 ar?

U U U former life iz a COW !?!?!?!?!?!??!

Now…. that was funny Cowboy………….. Gosh, the human race is doomed if you are the last person on the early as you would mate with some other animal and gosh knows what monster will come out! HA HA HA!

omfg evil sia lol.!
but being lactose intolerant is really quite sad ):
so many things cannot eat

You are much better off without any sort of dairy!

You know you can always take lactase pills right. They sell them at GNC if you have that over there. It’s nothing harmful like diet pills and such. Lactase pills are just like a dietary supplement - to give your body lactase - an enzyme your body lacks. Take it before you eat anything with lactose. It works wonders. I know because I’m lactose intolerant too.

I can’t have milk either. But for some reason I’m fine with eating cheese. Good thing all the good cheese in China is imported.

corrine chua +1

lactose intolerant means ur genes are bad in the first place. how can u reproduce good enuf offsprings to inherit the earth? lactase pills also dont know. rather suffer not having any dairy.

ceh