Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Things That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me

I made a list:

1. Being served a meal, without fork, spoon or chopsticks
2. Liverpool FC – I mean wtf, Gerard?
3. Being asked a rhetoric question (eg. Why is the Malaysian government so stupid?)
4. SMS’s on my phone
5. Assistants to lawyers who think they are big-shots
6. Phone salesmen who call me while my mobile is on roaming because I’m travelling out of the country!
7. Microsoft Powerpoint & Excel
8. That bitch that keeps forgetting that I take my Bacardi and tonic with a slice of lemon. ONE SLICE OF LEMON, biatch!
9. Motorola mobile phones. Those damned UI folk need to be replaced, pronto

Update!
The DaXiongPapa de PengYou published a response to my list, the asshats

LOL Hey! What’s with point number 9? I owe a Motorola U6!

Fine, the Peble is somewhat primitive in contrast to what’s out there today, but the damm bugger still works fine.

The Motorola V8 / V9 UI is okay already ! Previous model cannot make it.

Motorola ROCKS !!!!!!!!!

what’s wrong with liverpool?

You besta tip that biatch and she’ll remember!!!!
Or r u talking about your wife?

legal assistants are lawyers leh.

unless you hate paralegals like me!! :’(