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  • A Giraffey Problem

    My ex-boss and mentor sent this hilarious piece to me last night. I know some of you may have seen it before, but others have not.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    The correct answer is:

    1) Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer!

    Correct Answer:

    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend…. except one. Which animal does not attend?

    Correct Answer:
    The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

    This tests your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

    Correct Answer:
    You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending
    the Animal Meeting.

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

    I got every single question wrong!

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    4 Comments

    Posted by
    darkelfin
    12 September 2008 @ 10am

    wrong again! you got every single answer wrong.


    Posted by
    nerdgeek
    12 September 2008 @ 10am

    WOLS. I remember this from like 8 years ago….


    Posted by
    yh
    12 September 2008 @ 11am

    I heard about this when i was a kid lol


    Posted by
    operation_houdini
    12 September 2008 @ 6pm

    Well, being from Canada, of courge I got all the ANSWERS correct and not having seen it before… HA!


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