Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Why Cowboy Caleb Has Not Replied To Your Fan Mail

Despite owning a Blackberry, I fail to reply to a lot of mail from my readers. I think it’s high time I cleared the air surrounding the mystery of my missing replies.

So I made a list of real and imagined excuses. Its up to you to sort out which is which.

1. I procrastinated
2. There was something more interesting on the television (this is a prime example of a lie since I don’t watch TV).
3. Busy with wuck.
4. The magic pony needed to be walked.
5. Laptop broken
6. Was having sex
7. You mentioned you were an aspiring blogger. I wanted to discourage you and therefore reduce the competition.
8. There is no such thing as the Intarwebs
9. You’re not female
10. You’re female but not hot
11. Your fan mail was composed in the third person. Cowboy Caleb strongly urges you to shake this filthy habit. Cowboy Caleb feels writing in this manner is akin to eating cow brains every night. Cowboy Caleb thinks you need to listen to him.
12. I procrastinated and forgot all about doing it later.
13. More procrastination

Well, my advice is give your Blueberry to me free of charge. I will use it as it suppose to be.

all real la (except 2.. and 6 hahaha)
11 couldn’t be any true-er

Everytime cfm point 6.