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A list of things that I now know at age 30, that I didn’t know at age 20

Here is a list of things that I now know at age 30, that I didn’t know at age 20

1. It’s not how much you look like you’re worth, it’s how much you are actually worth
2. You don’t have to know everything to get a job done, you just have to know who can do the job for you.
3. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
4. The stomach can grow immensely large, depending on the amount of beer you drink
5. Women don’t really like their clit being stimulated all the time.
6. It gets easier as you grow older - women really do like older men.
7. Women don’t change. EVAR. So if she sucks right now, ditch her immediately. She will still suck in 10 years.
8. Travelling isn’t fun. It’s a pain in the arse.
9. Your parents age, just like you
10. Becoming a millionaire by age 30 was not a realistic goal
11. Your sex drive will slow down
12. Having a night out past midnight becomes a pain in the arse as you struggle to stay awake.
13. The search for God continues…

heh. that’s pretty funny stuff~ .. and true too.

Hilarously true!

I myself am coming to terms of my woen 30th in a few months

Hapi belated :)

I am so leaving you ….

Too funny………. Enjoy!!!!

no wonder u canot get a blowjob. u dumped all those who do suck!!

btw, it’s not only who u know but HOW u know them. first impressions,man

“Women don’t really like their clit being stimulated all the time.”

i guess i better stop doing that now.

It’s not how much you look like you’re worth, it’s how much you are actually worth

i sooooooooooooo agree. perhaps i realized this at an early age because i know tons of faux-rich people. *rolls eyes*

lol…..i this this is so true..

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its not who you know its how much money you can make them