Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

The Room Of The All-Night-Long-Sex-Beast

Last night, I was exhausted having worked till 7.30pm after a grueling early morning grind fighting the evil forces of Beijing (I lost, and didn’t manage to get a China Visa) in Hong Kong. By the time I got back to the hotel, it was already 8pm. Dinner took about 15 minutes to arrive and then I took a bath, which brought the time to about 9pm.

Thereabouts, my hotel room door was rapped by the knuckles of the hotel GM, my good friend. He brought a shitload of porno DVD’s because he thought I looked quite f87ked up and though I needed it.

So anyway, this is what happened.

I selected a porno DVD and put it on (one of those generic Japanese types because I’m only into the Asian Persuasion). Then I sat on the bed (with my pants on).

The next thing I know, it was 6.30am in the morning and I had woken up to moans/groans of lascivious pleasure emanating from the television.

The porno DVD had been playing all night, blasting the obscene sounds from my room all night.

I’d hate to be the dude staying in the room next to mine.

eh how can u fall asleep during porn???
Seriously!!

He never pass u yaoi eh?

what is yaoi?

yaoi = japanese animated Boy X Boy

lol yeah i can imagine how horny ur neighbour will be XD

You put the porno on repeat? Play the whole night!

PWNED.

i can imagine all staff at the lobby looking at you ….here comes the king of sex

That’s one freaking long porno DVD!! wow!

either the dvd was on loop or it was one really long dvd. lol

maybe she will slip her number under your door tonight

what’s asian persuasion?

Asian Carrera?

Anyhooz, sharing is caring kakakaka

Ya right!?!?!?! Asleep with your pants on with a porno movie playing on the TV!……….. Ummmmmmmm……..

if the dude next door can hear that, ur room is definitely not 4star enuf