Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Stop Offering Me Bandaids

Sitting down in the lounge in Changi Airport, I nurse yet another coffee, my 3rd one thus far and it’s only 6.25am. Barely 3 hours ago, I was at home frantically filling in my expense claim forms. And 3 hours before that, I was in Kuching, Malaysia - which is another tale I will tell you as soon as I get around to writing it.

I have a routine. Routines must be obeyed, because men are creatures of habit. Upon arrival at any airport, I must go to the lounge and gorge on something, anything. Sometimes it is beer. Today it’s coffee. Yet another day, it may be ice-cream. Following which, I proceed to the little boy’s room to read the newspaper and move my bowels. And after that, I am ready to board my plane.

Today, I find the lack of sleep has disrupted mine routine. I kept drifting in and out of Z-Land despite the prodigious amount of caffeine I am consuming. In fact, I am very close to the realm of “An Imaginary Conversation Between Me And An Imagined Imaginary Cup Of Coffee”.

The cure for this, and all the world’s ills, both real and imagined; might just be a blowjob.

You are one scary person Cowboy… in serious need of therapy or good drugs or a new job or all 3! The blowjob won’t help as it is over too fast! HA HA HA. Take care of yourself….and your family!

Blowjobs are the cure for everything.

Everything is made worth it with a Blowjob.

Doctors should prescribe blowjobs for sick people. And also to those that aren’t.

Women should take mandatory lessons in Blowjobs.

Sex Ed should include Blowjobs in the lesson chapter of “What to do for a healthy and satisfying relationship.”

is that just a fabricated excuse to get a bj?

heh.

u could have called me.
i would have dropped down and help u get a bj.

wah. got pipple offur ew bj leh.

learn autofellatio :D

married life eh.

want bj also need to announce loud loud to get one.

bj… the universal cure

hj cannot meh?

Good grief - you can’t shit and you think a blowjob will help - how gross can you get?!!?

LMD +1