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The Holy Grail Of Friendship

The other day, I blogged about the simple requirements that men have for their friends.

I would like to add one more new requirement:

Transport a table on their behalf from one country to another via plane

That’s right. Last night, Jaywalk called me when he reached Singapore and asked if I could help bring something back to Singapore from China because he had absent-mindedly left it behind.

Being a friend I said, “Sure, no problem”.

Today, I find myself lugging a TABLE to Guangzhou. Then I am going to board the plane with the aforementioned TABLE to Singapore. When I reach Changi Airport, I will load the TABLE into my car. Then I will drive to Holland Village and carry the TABLE up to Wala-Wala’s.

At the moment of truth, I will present the holy grail of friendship to Jaywalk - a fucking friggin TABLE that symbolizes the purest most honest non-reciprocal brotherhood there is.

A table, oh my sweet lord…. facepalm.

Hahahahaha.Good on you. Hahahaha. What a friend.

what… the… f@*#…

you are a good friend indeed. your friends are very lucky to have you.

is the table foldable?

next time, ask him to bring you a chair (non foldable)from china to singapore loh……

hahahahaha

So tonight I book 1 table enough? we got our own table coming anyway.

You’re an idiot…

And we lub u for that…

Kauz.. No need to get extra table liaos.. got spare table coming.. Smokers can all sit at their table

Good on you! You and Jaywalk can be sworn brothers leow :D

Hahahaha, you are a true treasure…

Thank you lah. Later tonight i incredible hulk you lor.

For the uninitiated, it’s a breakfast in bed tray table lah.

haha imagine, if he left behind a osim massage chair

ceh.

small table. wanna complain.

jay>>tell him bring BED next time.

imagine the table is laden with heroin….