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List Of Stuff Not Happening This Lifetime

Recently, I got to thinking that I ain’t exactly a spring chicken anymore (I’m 30 this year) and my life is almost 40% over. Here is a list of things I’ve decided I won’t be accomplishing in this lifetime.

1. Running a marathon
2. Buying a BMW (because of 5 recent horror stories from close friends about their lemons)
3. Growing long hair again (balding already)
4. Playing another MMORPG (Anarchy Online was my last)
5. Going back to school for another degree (my next will be an MBA)
6. Climbing a major mountain (nah… I like my beer)
7. Threesome sex in an airplane

How about your own list? Is there anything you think you’ll be striking off. I mean it’s not exactly going to reduce your life’s rich banquet in anyway…

Thou shall not give up on the marathon as of yet!
I’m not striking off stuff yet, and I’m older than you…

mind elaborate on the BMW horror stories? very curious leh.

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u mean u already try having sex on the plane before??? Gasp…

to win the youth award in any competition (say if i were to join)

tick the under 30 age group in ALL application forms

as for ur no 3 item. there are places or salons tat can help ppl on that matter.

and why would anyone want to go back to school at the age of 30 and over. havent you study enuf? (*ok just me)

A…. bucket list ^^;

you still can do a two-some sex in a plane.

eh wtf i never knew u played anarchy online.

i used to play it too.

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you can always climb 2 “mountains” after beer…

Mine:
1. Getting skinny again
2. Falling in love with someone else again
3. Getting a dog