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The Sabotaged Birthday Present

Mandrake had shamelessly been requesting for folk to send paypal donations to him for his birthday so he could buy an Eye-Fi wireless SD memory card for his camera.

The problem was that, only one person had donated and he was still short of USD69.

So being a good pal, I decided to send him some money.

I decided to send you USD68.99, one cent short of your required USD69.

Shut the F up.

Be grateful I am even getting you this, in view of your disgraceful behavior in general for the past several years.

Hurry up and get married.

your pal
C. Caleb

So I stopped one cent short of helping him meet him goal - I said I was a good friend, but I never said I was a great friend.

Happy Birthday, Asshat!!!

yeah yeah.. thanks a lot hor.. luckily I still got some change left to top up that 0.01 cent..

It’s USD0.01 not 0.001 cent

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