Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Die, Self-Aggrandizing Cowboy

I have a terrible raging fever. And yet, tomorrow I must take the 2nd morning flight out to Hong Kong. Enduring the flight will be a terrible experience. My fever came from my throat infection. My throat infection came from my gorging on fried fish, roti prata, chicken curry and all manner of unwholesome heaty food that I cannot get in China.

When I get to Hong Kong, I must be swift and try to get to the Hung Hom (or is it Kowloon Tong) train station 45 minutes before the next train to China leaves. Otherwise, I will be forced to camp at a Starbucks until 8pm.

Starbucks + Fever = Bad Combination [Suck].

Swiss watches. I wish I had a Swiss watch. Yessir. That’d fix me up proper. I’d be a grown-up and one of the boys if I had a Swiss watch.

My fever, it does terrible things to my thoughts.

Strawberry cream, cherry pie. Yum.

Hong Kong… i envy u..

As for the sore throat, i think there is a virus going on.. mine seem to be forever there… sighz.. Pop some panadol..

arghhhhh stop with the strawberry cream cherry pieeeeeeeeeee *runs away*

Be careful of SARS…..

Try drinking beer. I kid you not. It works. And this is coming from someone who’s perpetually allergic to all painkillers. Nothing but beer and cold showers for fever.

:)

drink more alcohol. kill germs

A suggestion from my GP: Gargle coke down your throat. Preferably diet coke.

After your throat gets better, you can look for a dentist.

Go buy a swatch. swatch is swiss made too. hurhur. get well soon.

dowagr - he wouldnt want to see a dentist. it would remind him of [lack of] bras. and strawberry cream cherry pie *devilish smile*