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Dost Thou Continue To Download Pron Although Thou Art Not Single?

I have a pal, let’s call him Dick. Dick is infamous for his amazing pron downloading abilities. Reknowned for filling up harddisks with all manner of Japanese pron (he sways to large chested women), he used to be the gang’s guide to obtaining pron. In short, Dick is a pron connoisseur.

Dick has now gotten himself a full-time live-in girlfriend. This is amazing by any standards because I thought Dick was utterly devoted to his pronstar fantasies.

[11:57] Cowboy Caleb: so now that you have a fulltime gf who lives with you, do you still download pron?
[11:57] Dick: yes
[11:57] Dick: we share
[11:57] Cowboy Caleb: …wtf…
[11:57] Cowboy Caleb: TMI*
[11:57] Cowboy Caleb: sorry for asking
[11:58] Dick: you did ask
[11:58] Cowboy Caleb: shut the fuck up lah

* too much information

I should have known that Dick would have gotten himself a girlfriend that shared his favourite hobby. Silly me.

Dick sounds like a certain Drake …

Dont anyhowly say. Later he wack you

Hmmmm This DICK sounds like a certain “MAN” We know..

Ask Cowboy about his South Indian porn collection.

revelation: cowboy must have a very boring sex life

Hi I was just wondering what your views are about people who are not single or married, who look at pron. Just curious to know what people think, mainly to check if I’m the weird one or if it’s -just- the people I happen to hang around with.

Dawn has just asked a question that can spark religious warfare.

I think all married men look at pron. Our DNA compels us to do so. Women on the other hand, are not visual creatures. So I have no idea.

that is only if you’re assuming that my views are that it is ok for non-single/married men and women to look at pron. ;)

The more urgent question is, how do we eradicate poverty and find a cure of cancer?

of = for

What is wrong with watching porn????