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Cowboy Caleb’s Invisible Monkeh

Last night, I bought a bunch of bananas.

Turns out that bananas are filled with nourishing magnesium and vitamin B1 to infinity. A combination of these 2 badass ingrediants does wonders for depression and nerve problems caused by Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

My 5 year old nephew spots the bananas and asks me why I bought them, because he knows he’s not allowed to have any bananas. I’m not sure why he’s not allowed to eat bananas. Apparently it has something to do with his ‘astrological charts’.

So without using my brain, I inform him (in a matter-of-fact way) that the bananas are for my new pet invisible monkey, which I’ve chained to the back of the house.

He runs to the back of the house, and then runs back to me immediately yelling that he can’t see any old monkey.

I informed the foolish child that invisible monkeys can’t be seen, and they don’t move around much or make any noise. The only way to spot them, is to feed them a banana - but be careful or they’ll bite your fingers off.

Later that night, I stood at the back of the house eating a banana. Recalling my earlier tale, a shiver went up my spine as I gazed upon the spot where it was most likely for an invisible monkey to be chained to.

you. are. going. bananas.

Sgood for you, the bananas. Gets the monkeys off your back, really. Magnesium and other stuff that supposed to replenish your supply of serotonins to make you feel better about yourself all round.

Wow, I like the art on the banana.

In other news, you need help.

hehe…nightmare on banana street

I can hear the invisible monkeh, laughing in the background in glee

Baaannaaannaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssss

What’s if there’s really something there, and it’s not a invisible monkey…

cb, you’re either losing it or you’ve an “additional resident” lah.

somehow, i think it’s most probable the former.
find it within your schedule to take some time off - for yourself…!

Walau what a bullshit story.

I gotta get meself some bananas too…