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  • Edison Chen Clones In A Gay China Club

    Last night, I was invited for drinks by a few expat managers, who were strangely mostly female. They brought me to a club, in a part of this China town I had never seen before. I had no idea why they asked me out, and I expected them to ask me for a favour.

    Inside the club, they ordered a bottle of red wine which surprised me because nobody drinks red wine in a club right? Then I got another shock when the waiter proceeded to mix the red wine with a few other mixers to create a concoction of frooty-tooty red wine.

    We started playing dice games and the captain came to join in the fun. Here’s where the night got really weird – the captain, looked like the long-lost twin brother of Edison Chen. No wonder the ladies liked coming to this club.

    As the night wore on, some girls and guys in hip-hop clothes got onto the bartop and started shaking their booty. Then another guy came and started singing. That’s when I noticed how strange the crowd was.

    1. There were plenty of men, but they looked a little gay (boa feather scarves, tophats)
    2. There were plenty of women, but they were not getting very friendly with the men. Either they are local (and not whores) or they were all only platonic friends.
    3. How come all the captains are so hamsem and look like Edison Chen?

    Then the club sent a complimentary chunk of ice, with test-tubes filled with liquor and sparklers ablaze on it. I drank my test-tube and went to the washroom.

    The washroom was unisex. The male cubicles were directly in front of the female cubicles separated only by the sink.

    I realized that I was probably in a gay club. The ladies had brought me to a gay club. They probably didnt even realize it was a gay club because Edison Chen kinda makes women silly.

    I didn’t tell them either.

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    12 Comments

    Posted by
    Tianhong
    3 April 2008 @ 11am

    haha. Ain’t it very dangerous to stay there for so long? :P


    Posted by
    Cowboy Caleb
    3 April 2008 @ 11am

    yeah, but outside the weather was very cold.


    Posted by
    nerdgeek
    3 April 2008 @ 12pm

    I won’t tell anyone (read: everyone in the bar) that you sekretly enjoyed your time there… :D


    Posted by
    JayWalk
    3 April 2008 @ 2pm

    No wonder when I sms you how’s the chick scene, you no reply.

    Heng ah. Lucky I neber go.


    Posted by
    starm|st
    3 April 2008 @ 5pm

    so much hanky-panky going around eh? scandalous!

    what i want to know is.. how does the red wine mixer thingie taste like? did you transform into the hulk?


    Posted by
    Ruok
    3 April 2008 @ 6pm

    Come out of the closet already lah!


    Posted by
    Bruce
    3 April 2008 @ 9pm

    Where is this club, it sounds fun? I would like to go!


    Posted by
    wa lao
    3 April 2008 @ 10pm

    sound nice ma….just don get dirty with the wrong guys…hehhee


    Posted by
    naeboo
    4 April 2008 @ 12pm

    women alw can tell the gay ones apart.

    chances are, they knew long time ago la. go so many times ald, never kena hit on, dont knw meh


    Posted by
    Anonymous
    1 June 2008 @ 11am

    Mind telling me the club name/Loc.

    Thanks


    Posted by
    China traveler
    17 October 2008 @ 4pm

    Yes, mind let us know where the gay club is? I am very curious about that, haha!


    Posted by
    Merle Shamblin
    26 September 2009 @ 3am

    Hello my name is Merle Dean Shamblin and I would like to be your new friend. I sure could use somebody to chat with. I am a 48 year old long haul truck driver who currently lives in Weatherford Oklahoma. Dec 8th 1960 I was born in Fairview Oklahoma. Moved to Caddo and Washita counties where I attended school at Colony Hydro and Weatherford. My parents Malvin and Wanda Shamblin were cotton and peanut farmers. Dad died in 99 from lung cancer. Graduated from SWOSU with a business degree. My two sisters are LaDonna Hubert and Malva Burrahm. Dennis is my brother. I have been a truck driver for 15 years and have driven 2 million paid miles. I have received many safe driving awards over the years. I am single and have never been married. I have a wide range of interests and am pretty much an open book. Currently I drive a 2006 Freightliner for a major carrier. I dont go to Canada very often. I dont have a dedicated route so I run the entire lower 48. I enjoy reading cinema music sports travel. seeking gay travel buddies. merleshamblin@live.com


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