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Edison Chen Clones In A Gay China Club

Last night, I was invited for drinks by a few expat managers, who were strangely mostly female. They brought me to a club, in a part of this China town I had never seen before. I had no idea why they asked me out, and I expected them to ask me for a favour.

Inside the club, they ordered a bottle of red wine which surprised me because nobody drinks red wine in a club right? Then I got another shock when the waiter proceeded to mix the red wine with a few other mixers to create a concoction of frooty-tooty red wine.

We started playing dice games and the captain came to join in the fun. Here’s where the night got really weird - the captain, looked like the long-lost twin brother of Edison Chen. No wonder the ladies liked coming to this club.

As the night wore on, some girls and guys in hip-hop clothes got onto the bartop and started shaking their booty. Then another guy came and started singing. That’s when I noticed how strange the crowd was.

1. There were plenty of men, but they looked a little gay (boa feather scarves, tophats)
2. There were plenty of women, but they were not getting very friendly with the men. Either they are local (and not whores) or they were all only platonic friends.
3. How come all the captains are so hamsem and look like Edison Chen?

Then the club sent a complimentary chunk of ice, with test-tubes filled with liquor and sparklers ablaze on it. I drank my test-tube and went to the washroom.

The washroom was unisex. The male cubicles were directly in front of the female cubicles separated only by the sink.

I realized that I was probably in a gay club. The ladies had brought me to a gay club. They probably didnt even realize it was a gay club because Edison Chen kinda makes women silly.

I didn’t tell them either.

haha. Ain’t it very dangerous to stay there for so long? :P

yeah, but outside the weather was very cold.

I won’t tell anyone (read: everyone in the bar) that you sekretly enjoyed your time there… :D

No wonder when I sms you how’s the chick scene, you no reply.

Heng ah. Lucky I neber go.

so much hanky-panky going around eh? scandalous!

what i want to know is.. how does the red wine mixer thingie taste like? did you transform into the hulk?

Come out of the closet already lah!

Where is this club, it sounds fun? I would like to go!

sound nice ma….just don get dirty with the wrong guys…hehhee

women alw can tell the gay ones apart.

chances are, they knew long time ago la. go so many times ald, never kena hit on, dont knw meh