Edison Chen Clones In A Gay China Club
Last night, I was invited for drinks by a few expat managers, who were strangely mostly female. They brought me to a club, in a part of this China town I had never seen before. I had no idea why they asked me out, and I expected them to ask me for a favour.
Inside the club, they ordered a bottle of red wine which surprised me because nobody drinks red wine in a club right? Then I got another shock when the waiter proceeded to mix the red wine with a few other mixers to create a concoction of frooty-tooty red wine.
We started playing dice games and the captain came to join in the fun. Here’s where the night got really weird - the captain, looked like the long-lost twin brother of Edison Chen. No wonder the ladies liked coming to this club.
As the night wore on, some girls and guys in hip-hop clothes got onto the bartop and started shaking their booty. Then another guy came and started singing. That’s when I noticed how strange the crowd was.
- There were plenty of men, but they looked a little gay (boa feather scarves, tophats)
- There were plenty of women, but they were not getting very friendly with the men. Either they are local (and not whores) or they were all only platonic friends.
- How come all the captains are so hamsem and look like Edison Chen?
Then the club sent a complimentary chunk of ice, with test-tubes filled with liquor and sparklers ablaze on it. I drank my test-tube and went to the washroom.
The washroom was unisex. The male cubicles were directly in front of the female cubicles separated only by the sink.
I realized that I was probably in a gay club. The ladies had brought me to a gay club. They probably didnt even realize it was a gay club because Edison Chen kinda makes women silly.
I didn’t tell them either.
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