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Posts from April 2008

Having dinner at corks

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Corks@Capital Towers.
Lots of wine. Lots. Drowning.
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Krispy Kreme For Lunch

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Burp. Now at Hong Kong Intl Airport
Just had 2 original glazed krispy kremes.
Yes, I know you despair. I love being me too.
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Stuck in shenzhen

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Left my hotel at 830am today on a van bound for HKIA. Still stuck at the shenzhen border. Van is full of arabs who smell like they’ve been smoking […]


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30 April 2008 @ 6am

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Gay: Are You Man Enough For A Bromance?

Gay: Are You Man Enough For A Bromance? As a by-product of continuing emasculation, the modern man has found himself yearning the company of men. Often for one man in particular. Welcome to the man crush.


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30 April 2008 @ 6am

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The Impossible Art Of Li Wei

The Impossible Art Of Li Wei


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30 April 2008 @ 6am

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Why Beautiful Women Marry Ugly Men

Why Beautiful Women Marry Ugly Men


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30 April 2008 @ 6am

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Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldo takes three prostitutes to his hotel room

Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldo takes three prostitutes to his hotel room… only to discover they are MEN


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30 April 2008 @ 5am

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Mr Matsubayashi is having a bad day

Mr Matsubayashi is having a bad day


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30 April 2008 @ 5am

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Teenage girl left looking like alien after hair dye causes severe allergic reaction

Teenage girl left looking like alien after hair dye causes severe allergic reaction


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30 April 2008 @ 5am

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N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows


Hey Aussie, Learn Singlish KNN

The Cowboy Bar is now seeing an inflex of the Australian Male variety. In a bid to adapt, the Australian male variety tries to learn Singlish - which according to the barflies, consists solely of appending the expletive KNN (Kaninah = f87k your ma) to the end of each sentence.
Here is the result:

Microsoft Excel - […]


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29 April 2008 @ 1pm

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Terrible Awful Mitsubushi Electric On CNBC

Terrible Awful Mitsubushi Electric On CNBC - littlecardnoodles has posted this gem of an advertisement which has never failed to make me cringe each time I watch it on CNBC/ChannelnewsAsia/CNN. It’s a great example of how NOT to make an advertisement.


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29 April 2008 @ 1pm

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Photos: Whores In Macau Casinos

Photos: Whores In Macau Casinos


I Saw Brutal Chinese Police In Akshyun

Last night, I had dinner on a restaurant located on the second floor of a building. My table was next to the window and I was watching life go by while I munched on my pasta.
Suddenly, 2 young men in t-shirts were accosted by police in uniform who accused them of being thieves. The police […]


Jeff Ooi Is Blogging Live From Parliament

Jeff Ooi Is Blogging Live From Parliament


Repeat after me: I am free

This made me stop and think for awhile. A pause in the non-stop crazy pace of my non-stop crazy life.
I think most of the time, we’re too afraid of making decisions because we don’t know if the decision we made is the optimal one. Everybody wants to be ‘free’, but what exactly does being ‘free’ […]


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28 April 2008 @ 8am

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Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear

Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear - HOLY SHITE!!! Is the Planet Of The Apes coming soon or what?!


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28 April 2008 @ 7am

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Malaysian elections bring activists, bloggers, and ‘rabble-rousers’ into Parliament

Malaysian elections bring activists, bloggers, and ‘rabble-rousers’ into Parliament


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28 April 2008 @ 7am

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For years the modern Malay have wielded the keris at weddings, traditional ceremonies, and cultural shows and never had to apologize

For years the modern Malay have wielded the keris at weddings, traditional ceremonies, and cultural shows and never had to apologize. There is some truth to this. I’ve never had any beef with the Keris except when it is accompanied with threatening xenophobic remarks!


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28 April 2008 @ 7am

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KFC’s Colonel Sanders Gone Terribly Wrong

KFC’s Colonel Sanders Gone Terribly Wrong


Things We Knew Only Knew Today

I had dinner with Jaywalk and his dad tonight, at this joint called “Banana Leaf Curry House” which just opened outside his house in China. We had all assumed it was an South Indian restaurant but it turned out to be a Thai restaurant much to our chagrin.
At some point, Jaywalk’s dad decides that he […]


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26 April 2008 @ 4pm

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Breakup Lesson # 1 - Don’t fuck with someone who has naked pics of you

Breakup Lesson # 1 - Don’t fuck with someone who has naked pics of you


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26 April 2008 @ 4pm

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How “Harold and Kumar” Subverts Racial Paradigms

How “Harold and Kumar” Subverts Racial Paradigms


(NSFW): The Lin Jing Shan Threesome Sex Scandal

The story goes that Taiwanese babe Lin Jing Shan and former boyfriend Xie Xin Long got a Feng Chia University student surnamed Yan to join in on their threesomes. After discovering that Yan was from a wealthy family, they decided to blackmail him only to be reported to the police by Yan’s mother.
This is quite […]


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26 April 2008 @ 1pm

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Magical Mystery Tour At Lana Cakes (Singapore)

Magical Mystery Tour At Lana Cakes (Singapore) - why is it such a bitch to choose a cake?


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26 April 2008 @ 1pm

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Sexual Blackmail at Immigration Services

Sexual Blackmail at Immigration Services. Forced blowjobs for one eye closed stuff.


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26 April 2008 @ 1pm

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Does going to Mecca make Muslims more moderate?

Does going to Mecca make Muslims more moderate? Well… from my own experience, most of the Haji’s I know are much more friendly to non-muslims.


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26 April 2008 @ 1pm

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How To Spot a Persian Prostitute

How To Spot a Persian Prostitute (psst… Persian = Iranian, for those of you who are geographically disinclined).


Oldify a photo (make it look like it was taken 10 years ago) with this simple website!

Oldify a photo (make it look like it was taken 10 years ago) with this simple website!


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26 April 2008 @ 9am

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Christian newspaper challenges Malaysia’s government in court for right to use ‘Allah’

Christian newspaper challenges Malaysia’s government in court for right to use ‘Allah’ - the newspaper insists “Allah” has been used for centuries to mean “God” in Malay.


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26 April 2008 @ 9am

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Finally, Hishammuddin apologises for his keris waving

Finally, Hishammuddin apologises for his keris waving - it took the asshat 3 years to say sorry, but the Malaysian Chinese and Indians have already been alienated by his actions.


We Likes Being Zeus-God-TheMagicPony

I really enjoy being a meta-God.
Being obeyed in a jiffy makes me horny. Especially if it’s a hot chick.
Wait, I didn’t mean that. The horny part, I mean. She is quite hot.
Wait. Let me think carefully about what I mean.
Argghhh!
Oh f78k this shite.
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If you’re bored in the office you can click on the […]


50 best cult books

50 best cult books


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25 April 2008 @ 9pm

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Pics: 000’s of Students Smash Carrefour Stores In China!!!

Pics: 000’s of Students Smash Carrefour Stores In China!!! This is in retaliation to the French letting the Olympic flame go out whilst in Paris.


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25 April 2008 @ 9pm

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HK senior citizens earn extra money by picking up free newspapers and selling them for recycling

In Hong Kong, senior citizens earn extra money by picking up the free newspapers and selling them for recycling


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25 April 2008 @ 9pm

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Singapore Gahmen fines Channel 5 for gay show - $11k!!!

Singapore Gahmen fines Channel 5 for gay show - $11k!!! Whoa - I never even knew this was a possible scenario.


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25 April 2008 @ 9pm

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My New Ambition In Life Is To Taste Bacon-Flavoured Vodka

My New Ambition In Life Is To Taste Bacon-Flavoured Vodka. Preferably in some Asian city I frequent. Because everybody who has had it, raves about it.


SG Grid Girls Is Full Of Jailbait

SG Grid Girls Is Full Of Jailbait


Now You’ve Made Me Crave A Vespa

In the past, the word ‘Vespa’ conjured up images of over-the-hill men dressed in drain-pipe jeans puttering around on little motorcycles trying to relive the glory days of the 60’s go-go period.
But now that Dowager’s sis just bought a cream color Vespa with Tan pleater covered seats - damn, I think I’d like one as […]


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25 April 2008 @ 1pm

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Nuffnangs Are For Malaysians; Advertlets Are For Singaporeans?

Nuffnangs Are For Malaysians; Advertlets Are For Singaporeans?


Money, Time and Happyness

So sick of this happening. Seems like no matter how much you earn, you spend that amount as well. Oh well. Lucky I don’t have a car to support as well.
I was just looking back at this old post from 2004, where I bitch about being broke.
Those times are a faint memory and my financial […]


The Sabotaged Birthday Present

Mandrake had shamelessly been requesting for folk to send paypal donations to him for his birthday so he could buy an Eye-Fi wireless SD memory card for his camera.
The problem was that, only one person had donated and he was still short of USD69.
So being a good pal, I decided to send him some […]


All About Blame

Blame It On The Boogie - The Jacksons
Blame It On The Rain - Milli Vanilli
Blame It On The Sun - Lauryn Hill
No One Is to Blame - Howard Jones
I Don’t Blame You - Cat Power
I Shot The Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
Winner at […]


Superman Goes Poo-Poo

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This sign with an imaginary meta-human defacating was spotted on the wall of a toilet of a jap restaurant called Bono in ChangAn which Jaywalk brought me to for […]


I’m A Twitter Shitter

I’m A Twitter Shitter


Singapore: Ghostly figure in Raffles Place building

Singapore: Ghostly figure in Raffles Place building (via)


Happy Birthday Mandrake

Happy Birthday Mandrake, you biatch.
I can’t remember how old you are, but you should be as old as Optimus Prime or Matt Tracker.


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24 April 2008 @ 6am

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The Crazy Lady Spreads Her Legs In Akihabara Again

The Crazy Lady Spreads Her Legs In Akihabara Again


Vietnamese prostitutes @Geylang

Vietnamese prostitutes @Geylang


Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital


Breakfast With Cakie’s

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Now having brekkies with Cakie at T3.
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Die, Self-Aggrandizing Cowboy

I have a terrible raging fever. And yet, tomorrow I must take the 2nd morning flight out to Hong Kong. Enduring the flight will be a terrible experience. My fever came from my throat infection. My throat infection came from my gorging on fried fish, roti prata, chicken curry and all manner of unwholesome heaty […]


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21 April 2008 @ 9pm

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Most Complicated Watches On Earth

Most Complicated Watches On Earth. Probably the Universe too.


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21 April 2008 @ 9pm

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Comic: If You Are Sleepless

Comic: If You Are Sleepless


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21 April 2008 @ 9pm

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Insane review of the game Patapon by MrBlobbyPants

Insane review of the game Patapon by MrBlobbyPants


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21 April 2008 @ 9pm

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Weird Surreal Photos Of Unknown Origins

Weird Surreal Photos Of Unknown Origins


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21 April 2008 @ 9pm

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The Pirate Bay Launches Uncensored Blogging Service

The Pirate Bay Launches Uncensored Blogging Service


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21 April 2008 @ 9pm

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(NSFW): Get Paid For Your Sex Videos

(NSFW): Japan Pron Producer will pay you to upload your own sex video to their site, but you gotta censor it youself first….


(Slightly NSFW): Singapore BDSM Party @Mox

A hot and sultry night it was but we’re not talking about the weather. The joint BDSM society and SGGURLS outing saw 23+ gorgeous people gathering, catching up with each other and just having a wonderful Saturday evening. The shy boy slave mark turned 3* years old. You have to ask Mistress Karen (cheekymama) to […]


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