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Corks@Capital Towers.
Lots of wine. Lots. Drowning.
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Burp. Now at Hong Kong Intl Airport
Just had 2 original glazed krispy kremes.
Yes, I know you despair. I love being me too.
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Left my hotel at 830am today on a van bound for HKIA. Still stuck at the shenzhen border. Van is full of arabs who smell like they’ve been smoking […]
Gay: Are You Man Enough For A Bromance? As a by-product of continuing emasculation, the modern man has found himself yearning the company of men. Often for one man in particular. Welcome to the man crush.
Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldo takes three prostitutes to his hotel room… only to discover they are MEN
Teenage girl left looking like alien after hair dye causes severe allergic reaction
The Cowboy Bar is now seeing an inflex of the Australian Male variety. In a bid to adapt, the Australian male variety tries to learn Singlish - which according to the barflies, consists solely of appending the expletive KNN (Kaninah = f87k your ma) to the end of each sentence.
Here is the result:
Microsoft Excel - […]
Terrible Awful Mitsubushi Electric On CNBC - littlecardnoodles has posted this gem of an advertisement which has never failed to make me cringe each time I watch it on CNBC/ChannelnewsAsia/CNN. It’s a great example of how NOT to make an advertisement.
Last night, I had dinner on a restaurant located on the second floor of a building. My table was next to the window and I was watching life go by while I munched on my pasta.
Suddenly, 2 young men in t-shirts were accosted by police in uniform who accused them of being thieves. The police […]
This made me stop and think for awhile. A pause in the non-stop crazy pace of my non-stop crazy life.
I think most of the time, we’re too afraid of making decisions because we don’t know if the decision we made is the optimal one. Everybody wants to be ‘free’, but what exactly does being ‘free’ […]
Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear - HOLY SHITE!!! Is the Planet Of The Apes coming soon or what?!
Malaysian elections bring activists, bloggers, and ‘rabble-rousers’ into Parliament
For years the modern Malay have wielded the keris at weddings, traditional ceremonies, and cultural shows and never had to apologize. There is some truth to this. I’ve never had any beef with the Keris except when it is accompanied with threatening xenophobic remarks!
I had dinner with Jaywalk and his dad tonight, at this joint called “Banana Leaf Curry House” which just opened outside his house in China. We had all assumed it was an South Indian restaurant but it turned out to be a Thai restaurant much to our chagrin.
At some point, Jaywalk’s dad decides that he […]
Breakup Lesson # 1 - Don’t fuck with someone who has naked pics of you
The story goes that Taiwanese babe Lin Jing Shan and former boyfriend Xie Xin Long got a Feng Chia University student surnamed Yan to join in on their threesomes. After discovering that Yan was from a wealthy family, they decided to blackmail him only to be reported to the police by Yan’s mother.
This is quite […]
Magical Mystery Tour At Lana Cakes (Singapore) - why is it such a bitch to choose a cake?
Sexual Blackmail at Immigration Services. Forced blowjobs for one eye closed stuff.
Does going to Mecca make Muslims more moderate? Well… from my own experience, most of the Haji’s I know are much more friendly to non-muslims.
How To Spot a Persian Prostitute (psst… Persian = Iranian, for those of you who are geographically disinclined).
Oldify a photo (make it look like it was taken 10 years ago) with this simple website!
Christian newspaper challenges Malaysia’s government in court for right to use ‘Allah’ - the newspaper insists “Allah” has been used for centuries to mean “God” in Malay.
Finally, Hishammuddin apologises for his keris waving - it took the asshat 3 years to say sorry, but the Malaysian Chinese and Indians have already been alienated by his actions.
I really enjoy being a meta-God.
Being obeyed in a jiffy makes me horny. Especially if it’s a hot chick.
Wait, I didn’t mean that. The horny part, I mean. She is quite hot.
Wait. Let me think carefully about what I mean.
Argghhh!
Oh f78k this shite.
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If you’re bored in the office you can click on the […]
Pics: 000’s of Students Smash Carrefour Stores In China!!! This is in retaliation to the French letting the Olympic flame go out whilst in Paris.
In Hong Kong, senior citizens earn extra money by picking up the free newspapers and selling them for recycling
Singapore Gahmen fines Channel 5 for gay show - $11k!!! Whoa - I never even knew this was a possible scenario.
My New Ambition In Life Is To Taste Bacon-Flavoured Vodka. Preferably in some Asian city I frequent. Because everybody who has had it, raves about it.
In the past, the word ‘Vespa’ conjured up images of over-the-hill men dressed in drain-pipe jeans puttering around on little motorcycles trying to relive the glory days of the 60’s go-go period.
But now that Dowager’s sis just bought a cream color Vespa with Tan pleater covered seats - damn, I think I’d like one as […]
Nuffnangs Are For Malaysians; Advertlets Are For Singaporeans?
So sick of this happening. Seems like no matter how much you earn, you spend that amount as well. Oh well. Lucky I don’t have a car to support as well.
I was just looking back at this old post from 2004, where I bitch about being broke.
Those times are a faint memory and my financial […]
Mandrake had shamelessly been requesting for folk to send paypal donations to him for his birthday so he could buy an Eye-Fi wireless SD memory card for his camera.
The problem was that, only one person had donated and he was still short of USD69.
So being a good pal, I decided to send him some […]
Blame It On The Boogie - The Jacksons
Blame It On The Rain - Milli Vanilli
Blame It On The Sun - Lauryn Hill
No One Is to Blame - Howard Jones
I Don’t Blame You - Cat Power
I Shot The Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
Winner at […]
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This sign with an imaginary meta-human defacating was spotted on the wall of a toilet of a jap restaurant called Bono in ChangAn which Jaywalk brought me to for […]
Singapore: Ghostly figure in Raffles Place building (via)
Happy Birthday Mandrake, you biatch.
I can’t remember how old you are, but you should be as old as Optimus Prime or Matt Tracker.
The Crazy Lady Spreads Her Legs In Akihabara Again
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
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Now having brekkies with Cakie at T3.
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I have a terrible raging fever. And yet, tomorrow I must take the 2nd morning flight out to Hong Kong. Enduring the flight will be a terrible experience. My fever came from my throat infection. My throat infection came from my gorging on fried fish, roti prata, chicken curry and all manner of unwholesome heaty […]
Insane review of the game Patapon by MrBlobbyPants
The Pirate Bay Launches Uncensored Blogging Service
(NSFW): Japan Pron Producer will pay you to upload your own sex video to their site, but you gotta censor it youself first….
A hot and sultry night it was but we’re not talking about the weather. The joint BDSM society and SGGURLS outing saw 23+ gorgeous people gathering, catching up with each other and just having a wonderful Saturday evening. The shy boy slave mark turned 3* years old. You have to ask Mistress Karen (cheekymama) to […]
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22 August 2006
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