Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Profile: 35, Successful, Single, Lives With Parents

Lonelydude38: Hi

Lonelygirl25: Hi, a/s/l

Lonelydude38: 38/male/Singapore

Lonelygirl25: I like older guys. Where are you right now?

Lonelydude38: I’m at home. Bought one of those flats to live with my parents.

Lonelydude38: Hello?

Lonelydude38: Hello?

Lonelydude38: Are you still there?

HDB has introduced a higher CPF grant for singles who live with parents. Single Singaporeans aged 35 and above can get a CPF housing grant of S$11,000 to buy a HDB resale flat.

In other words, if you can’t get hitched by the time you’re 35 then you can decrease your chances of finding a mate even further by the fact that you’re living with your parents for good.

Hooray for the old folks, too bad about the declining birthrate though.

I guess 35 is the new expiry date.

is this gonna work? what? they gonna inspect if the parents are still living there from time to time?

Haha. Very nice observation and sarcasm.

I guess the gameplan should be

1) Move out from parent’s place
2) Get chick
3) Get married
4) Move back in with parents

1) Get alot of chicks.
2) stay unmarried till 35. Live off chicks money and loans.
3) Move into new re-sale flat with parents.
4) Declare bankrupt

wasn’t this grant already in place?

Cowboy!! I LOVE YOU! :)

ur profile example wrong. u cannot be earning more than $3k a month to qualify for the scheme.

ruok>>can also what. some ppl think successful is 3k a mth. like, for those dvd sellers…