I’d just heard a cat howling outside, and Sam thought I should check to see if our cat was ok, in case the noise had upset her. I turned on the living room light, and she was curled up on Sam’s chair, licking away at her rear.
“She didn’t even notice me turn the light on and stand next to her,” I said, “she’s in a rectum-flavoured world of her own.”
…
“I think I have to tweet that.”
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