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Cowboy Caleb & The Pron Star

When I got a message from some random stranger asking if I could help him become a pron actor, I thought it was one of my pals playing a prank on me, so I went along with the game.

And then I googled his email address, and found out that the random stranger was a 24 year old African guy living in Thailand. So when I realized that he was for real, I thought this was really sad – and told him so.

Here is the conversation we had.

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sam just sent you a nudge.
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sam says:
hi cowboy

Cowboy Caleb says:
Hi, who might you be?

sam says:
hey cowboy i need same hlep i live in thailand and i wannt to play in porn movie but i don’t have
contact

Cowboy Caleb says:
Wow sounds like you need some help!

Cowboy Caleb says:
Why don’t you just buy a handheld camcorder?

Cowboy Caleb says:
And shoot a DIY movie

Cowboy Caleb says:
You can always use YOUTUBE to distribute it!

sam says:
you now i wannt to came porn star hir in thailand but i’don’t how to do

Cowboy Caleb says:
Does your mobile phone have a camera?

sam says:
yes

Cowboy Caleb says:
Well take off your clothes and take a few nude photos and post it on your blog!

Cowboy Caleb says:
It’s the age of the Intarwebs, baby!

sam says:
what website

Cowboy Caleb says:
Hmmmm looks like you’re not joking. Would you like me to introduce you to a producer?

sam says:
yes

Cowboy Caleb says:
Look dude, what makes you think I am the right person to approach?

sam says:
one friend give me your website

sam says:
now i lookin abut 4 month

sam says:
when you hlep me and i do i give you same prosantage
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sam just sent you a nudge.
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Cowboy Caleb says:
Dude, why on earth do you want to be a pron star?

Cowboy Caleb says:
And why is an African dude doing in THailand?

sam says:
1 i like 2 i need to make monny for my live you now the live is dificult in africa and i came hir in thailand to looking god live thes why i cane do evrytink to make my live happy
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sam just sent you a nudge.
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Cowboy Caleb says:
Ok dude, at first I thought this was funny and I wanted to play a prank on you. But now I think this is just terrible sad.

Cowboy Caleb says:
If you need to make a living, becoming a pron star probably isn’t going to work.

Cowboy Caleb says:
And it definitely will not work in Thailand.

Cowboy Caleb says:
I suggest you ask for help from a church or buddhist temple if there is one nearby.

sam says:
why

Cowboy Caleb says:
If you havent noticed already, plenty of Thai folks are already prostituting themselves. Why makes you so special? You realize that African’s are not really that popular in Asia right?

sam says:
comon i need your hlpe

Cowboy Caleb says:
Dude, I wish you a good life… bye

Well, if you really become a pRon producer, remember to post the links to the videos…

I’ll subscribe… WAHAHHAHAA

1 day, a hot norwegian blond girl will ask me for help to become a pron star.

1 day.

you damn not fun wei.

gee…u accept any request to add on ur msn? wtf. haahhahaha

it’s the same as gambling away the bar…. He can’t say no. Remind me to ask him for a million bucks or something. :D

w wanna become a porn star any producer contact me on sunnylove2002uk@yahoo.com phone: 2348023954462