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List: Things I will Not Do Today
List: Things I will Not Do Today.
Begin!
- Go to church for Easter mass (there are no churches in the part of China I am in, and besides I haven’t gone for confession yet)
- Have a foot massage - it’s raining so I don’t think I could walk there from my hotel and not get soaked.
- Eat a Happy Meal - I never eat at McDonalds on a Thursday. It’s just one of those things about me.
- Do my reimbursement claims - boy, I really hate doing them. They always make me frustrated and then I’ll go to bed feeling angry.
- Stand in front of the mirror and pretend I’m too sexay for this world - my beer belly will make me feel sad, and then I’ll want to go have a beer to feel better - which makes things even worse in a rancid vicious cycle.
- Call my mother - I’m just not up to it. Maybe if I had a beer….
- Blog about Mandrake’s many faults - his kids might read about him one day which would make me feel really guilty.
- Watch the numerous DVD’s I purchased earlier - because I couldn’t find the 1st season of Torchwood which was what I really wanted.
- Be kind to aminals - EVAR
- Jerk off. Maybe. Yes. Maybe. No. Maybe!
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