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Ridiculously Funny Article About Singapore

Singapore is the only shopping mall that has been granted statehood by the United Nations. Every store in the country is connected to the progressive Lee Dynasty Megacorp, ensuring smooth transactions and controlled supplies of goods. The main exports of Singapore include Tiger Beer and students from Raffles Junior College.

This ridiculously funny article about Singapore was first noticed and posted by the Cowboy Bar’s very own female jailbait MsVindicta (we have a theory she’s not legal yet).

Is it funny because it contains some truth?

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Update: Naeboo informs me that the entry on Malaysia is also as illuminating!!!

Malaysians uses Rojak(Mix) Language. Rojak language is an integrated language where everyone can speak or also regard as the World’s International Language. It consists languages of Malay, Chinese, Tamil, English, Japanese, Spanish, French, Hokkien, Siam, Elven, Orc, Pokemon, Digimon, and many more.

old news. the uncyclopedia articles been ard for years.

check the malaysian one

When ordering the local favourite drink - a mixture of Horlicks, Milo, Coffee and Tea, just ask for ‘LickMyKoTeh’.

Our gomen has called for a media “blackout” on it

http://koolgeek.liquidblade.com/?p=15

that’s actually one of the fave jokes ard in mamaks hahahaha