Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Lubricate, The Waitress Urged, Lubricate

I was having dinner in a little restaurant in the little town of Dalang in Dongguan, China when I spotted this on the menu.

Regardless to say, my brain fell into spasms of Chinglish delight.

I knew that bottle of PALM oil was going to be useful!