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Posts from February 2008

Yahoo Doesnt Know There Are 29 Days for Feb 2008

There is no astrology overview today. Apparently Yahoo doesn’t take leap years into account.


Ergonomic Mousepads with huge tits produced by blogger’s frengs

Ergonomic Mousepads with huge tits produced by my friend’s friend …. maybe we all need new friends.


Bitch Of The Year - Lauren Cleri

Bitch Of The Year - Lauren Cleri, who destroys her husband on national television for a shot at USD500,000.


If men really ruled the world…

If men really ruled the world…


The Best Coffee Mug, EVAR

The Best Coffee Mug, EVAR - I’d buy one of these in an instant!


Brave Blogger Barffie Removes Her Contraceptive Implants

Brave Blogger Barffie Removes Her Contraceptive Implants - you can feel the pain jump out from the monitor as you read her ordeal removing her contraceptive implants from her right arm, without local anesthetic…. ouch!!!


Singapore Manhunt Triggers Massive Traffic Jam At Checkpoints

The authorities are taking no further chances now that the Jemaiyah Islam Detainee, Mas Selamat somehow managed to escape from the Whitley Detention Centre on Wednesday.
With Singapore’s largest manhunt now in progress, all motor vehicles leaving Singapore for Malaysia via the Woodlands checkpoint and the Tuas checkpoint are being carefully searched . Immigration officers […]


Wes Anderson’s American Express Ad

Wes Anderson’s American Express Ad


Garfield minus Garfield = Better Comic

Garfield minus Garfield = Better Comic


Maxim magazine has apologized for publishing a negative review of the Black Crowes’ new album by a writer who hadn’t listened to the whole CD

Maxim magazine has apologized for publishing a negative review of the Black Crowes’ new album by a writer who hadn’t listened to the whole CD. Stupid motherf87ker, I have been listening to the Black Crowes since I was 15 years old and they are the bomb!


(NSFW): Look What Drugs Can Make You Do, Oh Lordy

(NSFW): Look What Drugs Can Make You Do, Oh Lordy! The part with the diaper was hilarious, and then it goes downhill from there.


A New Video Featuring Edison Chen

A New Video Featuring Edison Chen (via Darren - thanks!)


If Jeff Ooi Wins, He’ll Be The First Elected Blogger In Parliament

BLOGGER Jeff Ooi, 52, may be contesting in his first general election, but he’s far more well-known than more seasoned politicians. In fact, the opposition Democratic Action Party candidate and former business intelligence analyst is expected to win the Jelutong seat in Penang comfortably on March 8 and make Malaysian history as the first blogger […]


Get Started with Pivot Tables in Excel 2007 [Tutorial]

Get Started with Pivot Tables in Excel 2007 [Tutorial] - knowing this shite will impress your bosses!


This is a Blog Featuring Sexay Indian Celebs

This is a blog featuring sexay Indian Celebs that is totally safe to view in the office - I learn something new everyday


Real Collectible Card Games on the Nintendo DS, Card Readers Required

Real Collectible Card Games on the Nintendo DS, Card Readers Required - oh boy, I am going to get one of these.


Asian Sex Website Annoyed At Dawn Yang, Removes Post

I contacted her (Dawn Yang) about being featured here and told her that I’d let her check out her entry before I posted it, for her OK. She didn’t say yes or no but asked to see what I had written on her. After I wrote her entry, I sent it to her to see […]


Pool Table Disguised as Dining Room Table

Pool Table Disguised as Dining Room Table - this is soooo cool


Add Google Talk Badge To Your Blog and Chat with Readers Live

Add Google Talk Badge To Your Blog and Chat with Readers Live


Amazing Photos: Nanyang Technological University in Singapore

Amazing Photos: Nanyang Technological University in Singapore


Carrie Jones has not had sex with her husband for four years

Carrie Jones has not had sex with her husband for four years, and she doesn’t intend to any time soon.


For the mature woman who has everything: a boy toy

For the mature woman who has everything: a boy toy


PhotoTimeCapsule - Get Your Special Photos Emailed To You

PhotoTimeCapsule - Ever feel like your photos are getting lost on your hard drive or on Flickr? That the more photos you take, the harder it is to find the great ones, and the less special each becomes? Every couple weeks, Time Capsule digs up your photos on Flickr from a year ago, choosing the […]


Hey, If The Shoes Fits - Wear It

This evening, I went down to buy a pair of shoes from Robinsons since I had a $50 voucher. In my mind, I had settled for a cheapo pair of dark brown Norwegian Bluchers since I had recently purchased several pairs of khaki’s in a series of descending tones of tan.
Men do not like to […]


15 Things Men Say But Don’t Really Mean

15 Things Men Say But Don’t Really Mean


Singapore Sex Pill Bust

Singapore Sex Pill Bust - He knows it can kill him, but this Singaporean grandfather is paying no heed to the warnings from his friends and newspaper reports.


20 Tacky Religious Products Guaranteed to Anger God

20 Tacky Religious Products Guaranteed to Anger God


11 Things You Didnt Know About The Great Wall of China

11 Things You Didnt Know About The Great Wall of China


Cowboy Caleb Visits Kolkata, India - Day 1: A City Evolved From Markets

Notes Before We Begin:
Cowboy Caleb packs a suitcase for all seasons and heads for an adventure in this land of mindblowing contrasts, standing at the edge where yesterday meets tomorrow in the magical city of Kolkata, previously known as Calcutta The City of Joy.
Note: This travel article was actually researched and written in Nov […]


The social scene in Singapore is utterly tasteless and bland in contrast to HK

The social scene in Singapore is utterly tasteless and bland in contrast to HK, so says blogger littlecartnoodles


(NSFW): Singapore Men And Their Sex-Fueled Weekends in HIV Ridden Batam

(NSFW): Singapore Men And Their Sex-Fueled Weekends in HIV Ridden Batam


Apple iPhoto Print Products Coming To Asia

Apple iPhoto Print Products Coming To Asia - Mac users will be able to order prints directly from iPhoto, note that Apple will refuse to print pron though.


Restaurant Review: Astons Specialties

ASTONS SPECIALITIES
119 East Coast Road
(Opposite Katong Mall)
Tel: 6247 7857
1130-2300hrs(Close on 1st Monday of each month)
Quite a while back (probably last month), Naiveguy organized a makan outing to this new place alled Astons Specialties. Apparently he had noticed that there were long long queues forming outside every evening. Due to bad traffic, I arrived an hour […]


The List of Things That Offend Muslims

The List of Things That Offend Muslims. Some blogger has compiled a list because he thinks co-existence is not possible. The world is full of asshats. Obviously, he has never visited multi-racial Singapore or Malaysia.


The moment a diner sent back an £18,000 bottle of wine - for being ‘fake’

The moment a diner sent back an £18,000 bottle of wine - for being ‘fake’


My New GirlFriend Is A Transformer - A Blogger’s Tale

My New GirlFriend Is A Transformer - A Blogger’s Tale (via Kel through the Cowboy Bar)


Local Blogger’s Horrible Aminal Abuse Atrocities

Barffie:
Looking For Winter White Hamsters
Cowboy Caleb:
Good grief barffie. Dwarf hamsters are like 5 bucks per rat at any neighbourhood shop. You feeding them to the Labbit isssit?
Mandrake:
she feeding to the rabbits and then feeds the rabbit to the cats. Notice that she almost never show pics of her rabbits.. COZ THEY ARE KILLED AND FED […]


Cowboy Caleb’s Mother Is Not Well

After spending so much time wondering if I should move to a new job, the answer presented itself.
My mom’s health has suddenly taken a turn for the worse. I might be in for a rough time, the next couple of months and changing careers is definitely not going to be a good idea.
It’s funny. I […]


WTF: The First in the World! Rated Mature Music CD Is Coming Out SoonForcing Fella Mix, Extending Anal Mix, etc

WTF: The First in the World! Rated Mature Music CD Is Coming Out SoonForcing Fella Mix, Extending Anal Mix, etc


Did You Know Singapore, China, Korea etc Count Cash Differently?

Did You Know Singapore, China, Korea etc Count Cash Differently?


9 Conditions You Couldn’t—and Shouldn’t—Do A Thing About

9 Conditions You Couldn’t—and Shouldn’t—Do A Thing About


Maggie Q’s Right Tit is deflated

Maggie Q’s Right Tit is deflated - omg wtf???


Ang Mo Kio Red Cheongsam Mega Babe Alert

Ang Mo Kio Red Cheongsam Mega Babe Alert


Top 10 Smart and Lazy Ways to Save Your Workday

Top 10 Smart and Lazy Ways to Save Your Workday - I love the part about not reading email first thing in the morning.


Cowboy Caleb Visits The Oracle Of Destiny

A huge career decision has been causing me a lot of frustration and indecisiveness over the past 2 weeks. I’ve been offered a position elsewhere but I’m torn between staying and leaving. Both companies have been increasing their offer and refusing to take no for an answer from me.
So last night, my wife went to […]


Dogs: Before and After Bathtime

Dogs: Before and After Bathtime


File Destructor - Send trashed files and blame your faulty computer instead

File Destructor - Send trashed files and blame your faulty computer instead


Calling All Malaysians - Jeff 4 Malaysia Campaign Fund

Dear Jeff Ooi,
I would like you to know that I support you and your cause. Although I am an overseas Malaysian, I still read about all the monkey business in Malaysia - and I would like to do my bit for you.
To put my money where my mouth is, I’ve donated USD100.
I deeply admire your […]


Top 50 Malaysian most Influential Blogs

Top 50 Malaysian most Influential Blogs - I am so touched… the Malaysian blogosphere still regards me as one of their own. To be honest, I’m not sure if my blog is Malaysian, Singaporean, China or Hongkie.


Cowboy Caleb Killed A Sex Blog Yesterday

A Singapore blogger, Yuhui who apparently works in an advertising agency, took photos of a girl wearing a sexy back outfit and titled the post as “A prostitute takes the bus“.
The post was initially linked by Singapore’s popular Cowboy Caleb but it was subsequently taken down.
Somebody just alerted me to this - apparently I have […]


5 fascinating ‘alternative’ school premises

5 fascinating ‘alternative’ school premises


Sinfully Sinful

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Forgive me for I have sinned. Ice blended milk coffee with dollops of butter with kaya on thick toast is better than sex.
Sent via BlackBerry from SingTel!


Singapore English Teacher Posts Video Of Poor English Students Online

Singapore English Teacher Posts Video Of Poor English Students Online - IMAGINE you are a primary school student struggling with the English Language. You try your best to write an essay, but your relief teacher is so appalled by your standard of English that he makes fun of it. Not in front of the class, […]


More Edison Scandal Updates

Gillian Chung returned to the stage on Sunday for the first time since the scandal but her presence has drawn hundreds of complaints.
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Review: Fish Luncheon Meat

Singapore has banned the everpopular Luncheon Meat (pork), and Ayam Brand has released their version of Luncheon Meat made of Fish(!)
I bought a can and fried it for lunch over the weekend.
“Ptui, yarks, eeeyurrr…. I dowant to eat this!!!”
Here is the verdict, direct from the mouth of my 7 year old niece who chomped […]


The value of human life in China

The value of human life in China


Smallest Girl in the world due to Primordial Dwarfism (27 photos 1 video)

Smallest Girl in the world due to Primordial Dwarfism (27 photos 1 video)


(NSFW): A blogger visits the Jalan Besar Red Light District in Singapore - photos and commentary

(NSFW): A blogger visits the Jalan Besar Red Light District in Singapore - photos and commentary


20 Things that culturally define Australia

20 Things that culturally define Australia


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