Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

It Must Have Been The Cheese

Last night, I went to Chang An for burgers and booze late in the evening with Jaywalk. After around midnight, his driver sent me back to my hotel. Back in my hotel room and I started to feel a little paranoid.

Somehow, there was this unshakable feeling that I was not alone in my room. The thought that there was something else, some presence in my hotel room made me extremely nervous.

So I decided to take a shower.

As I was taking a shower, this framed painting in the bathroom, flew off the wall in front of my eyes. I must have stood gaping in the shower for 20 minutes.

Now that it’s morning, I’m in a better state of mind. So my guess is that

1) I got paranoid because of the combination of cheese + yeasty beer (Boddington’s). The painting flew off the wall because of the cold weather (expansion of metal bla bla bla).
2) Poltergeist.

It must have been the cheese lah. Next time I will order a salad instead.

woah, that’s freaky

It flew off the wall and landed where?

hello.

metal will contract if the weather is cold.

sec 1 science duh.

must have been the poltergeist.

: )

So, I heard you end up slept with a beauty red pyjamas lady last night?

Share the fucking experience, please!

It must have been the cheese. Bad bad cheese.
Did the hotel management charge you for the damaged picture?

U must be hallucinating…. Too much alcohol lah…

No lah. I only had two beers. Was having a bad day and didnt want to invoke the presence of the Incredible Hulk.

Acherly hor, it is expected lah.

That’s why I told you to drink the Sambucas after the beers.

But did you listen? Noooooo…………

how come there’s a fucking hanging picture in the bathroom? It’s a humid place, warm and hot, the picture will be spoilt in no time. Funny place to hang a picture if u ask me. It was hung by string? or juz a nail in the wall?

URGH.
It must have been the booze.
(URGH. again.)