Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Date Rape Get Laid Drugs

Such is the mind of the female of the species that anything remotely resembling alcohol has the inklings of DANGER signs flashing in their minds on a date. The female of the species I am describing here are the creme de la creme, not Paris Hilton skanks that guzzle tequila faster than Gucci handbags.

So in order for you to score on a date (that’s have sex for the uninitiated), it would be wise to adopt a different strategy altogether.

One such way would be alcohol that tastes like chocolate cake – that’s right. Why do you think niggers are so popular amongst women? If it’s sweet, it must be good according to the female mind.

Jaywalk has kindly posted the recipe to the Chocolate Cake Shooter – a cocktail mix that is potent but has the taste of exploding chocolate cake. He also explains where the poison can be found in Singapore and how to teach your friendly clueless bartender to mix it.

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Do you seriously think its ok to use that word? Even if you’ve crossed it out? Please be more sensitive as you would probably feel the same if someone used a derogatory word to describe your race.

Another poison is called diamond. Ahem!

…>> what’s wrong with “chink”??

Chink Chong Chang sounds funny to me :P

Glad I don’t really like chocolates..