Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Wanna Be A Paid Freelance Writer?

A good pal of mine is now the editor at a local women’s magazine. Recently she asked me if I knew anybody who could write a regular column for her. Quite frankly, I sent out feelers into my network and came out with zilch.

Her requirements are as per below:

1. Hetero-Male (gaylords need not apply)
2. Good writing skills
3. Hopeless romantic
4. Possesses cooking skills

Do you fit or know anybody that fits description above - because I sure as hell don’t. The description above is actually for some sensitive gentle man, who is still hiding his sexuality in the closet.

If you are romantic and can cook, you won’t be able to write to save your life. And perhaps you’ve got good writing skills AND you could be romantic but obviously you live on instant noodles. Finally if you can write and can cook a decent meal, you won’t be very romantic because you’re a hermit living in your mom’s apartment.

Screw it - ignore everything I’ve said. Contact me if you fit the bill!

I;m interested. But I’m not sure if whatever I write in my blog fits the bill. Curious about what is required though.

Sounds like she is looking for a New Age Guy.

Point (i) is mutually exclusive from (iii) & (iv)

i’m the guy she’s looking for!!!

i’ve to agree that luvphobia fits the bill.

All those interested please send a short self-description to cowboycaleb (AT] Gmail DOT COM

ya, LP fits the bill

the way she describes, is like she’s looking for some hunk who’s new age sensitive, think too much, and can cook too. A MuchoMary-s??

thot in email u oredi got suggestions? haaaa

All that in a (straight) male??! I onlu have one thing to say …’U MUST BE JOKING!’. Hahaahaa… :P

Whoa my mailbox is being flooded

they gays love you long long time!

i thought of someone, cowboy! the guy you thought whispered stuff into my ears! definitely hetero-male, great writing skills, hopeless romantic (most of the times methink), but erm cooking skills.. should be passable!

Cannot lah, must be able to cook!

what column sia? must be able to cook.

must be for that HOUSE HUSBANDS UNITE! mag i saw somewhere…