Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Top 10 Things To Tell Yourself When You’re Stressed & Frustrated

I made a list:

1. You are a sexxxay gorgeous beast, yes, you are
2. At least I have my health
3. Time to buy a new car
4. It’s not me, it’s the f87king universe
5. Successful men fail all the time to eventually succeed
6. This must be a trade off for being a sex god with a huge penis
7. Well, she did swallow.
8. Looks like it’s time for another whiskey and a cancer-stick
9. Where’s the pron?
10. I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Well, that is totally funny to see this entry in your blog given what’s up with me right now…it helped put things into perspective for me… more later on that. Have a great day and enjoy your time with the family - it should always comes first!

11–do not deny mah sexayness! only the sexay prevails!!