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This Weekend My Wii Sheds Her Virginity

The truth is that my Nintendo Wii has been languishing in a corner, untouched by fingers of love. It’s phallic nunchucks have not been wiimoting much because frankly, I have been disappointed by the range of games available on the Nintendo Wii. There are only so many times you can play that silly Tennis game before you decide to watch Barney the purple pervert dinosaur instead.

This weekend, I shall return home from China to penetrate the hardware of my wire and plumb the depths of lavicious gaming for Mario Galaxy has been released.

Mine copy is a pirated disc from China, of course.

mine copy??

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You are scaring me with the phallic references for the Wii as my 13 year old son and 11 year old daughter play the Wii games all the time… now I know why!!!! Enjoy ‘playing with yourself’ on the weekend!