The Midnight Salarymen’s Club

It used to be that when I came home with that little white ball of frustration in the pit of my stomache, I would stoke it with whiskey. If that didn’t work, I would visit my favourite bar for some oblivion in a canter. Of course that was when I used to be a bachelor and lived on my own. These day, such behavior would probably earn me a trip to the a night on the couch.
So these days, to chase the white ball away, I slip out at night and get into my car. And then I hit that little stretch of marvelously deserted and dark highway that is the final stretch of desolation between the 2nd Link Causeway that connects Malaysia to Singapore.
Riding in a three grand Deutche car
A to B is often very far
Home is near, but such a long way
Legs and heads all feel the wrong way
Then I realised my Deutche car
Is only there to get me somewhere
Even so I really do care
Would you like to ride my Deutche car- Paper Plane by Status Quo -
When you’re cruising in the dark at 190kmph with the stereo blasting away with one of those songs that celebrate impending self-destruct, any and all worries simply melt away.
Then I realized that I wasn’t alone. There were others, also testing the limits of their engines with me on that lonely stretch of highway - only their headlights were not lit. My eyes inspected the convoy before me. These were not street punks because all their cars were executive-class luxury sedans like Audi A6’s, Lexus’s, BMW 5 series and a lone Toyota Mark X. I searched and found no signs of modifications. These were standard machines, made to cruise at such speeds with ease.
The lead car, a white Audi pulled up next to me and looked sideways at me. I nodded to him, and he nodded back in approval. It seemed like the correct thing to do at that moment, so I switched off my headlights and joined the convoy at the end of its tail. As I slid back to enter the back of the snake, I noted that all the drivers looked like me. Early 30’s, short hair, eye-bags and dressed in a polo tee.
Good golly, I had found a fellowship of frustrated salarymen like myself in the strangest of places - this was the Midnight Salarymen’s Club.
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