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Furiously, Her Heart Pounded As She Sucked In To Scream

We’ve just received a hysterical phone call from my brother-in-law who is currently working in Penang. Apparently while he’s off at work, his wife stays home in the condo all day with the kids.

And his wife just told him that she saw a strange woman with extremely long dirty black hair in a white gown sitting on top of their cupboard. And then that woman turned and smiled at her with bloodshot red eyes and black fingernails.

My sister-in-law screamed and screamed and screamed.

So now they think that their apartment is haunted and my brother-in-law is frantically searching for a medium, warrior-monk, Harry Potter - whatever.

Wow!


12 Comments

Posted by
Jaschocolate
4 October 2007 @ 11pm

remind me of “The Maid”


Posted by
luvphobia
5 October 2007 @ 2am

who you call??! GHOSTBUSTERS!!


Posted by
shihui
5 October 2007 @ 8am

walau.


Posted by
barffie
5 October 2007 @ 9am

!!!!! Pontianak? Throw needles, nails and point a mirror at her!!!


Posted by
Cowboy Caleb
5 October 2007 @ 10am

I wonder if my sister-in-law is stressed out


Posted by
starm|st
5 October 2007 @ 4pm

yikes… that’s scaryyyyyyy…


Posted by
naeboo
5 October 2007 @ 6pm

i know someone u can call: me.

i charge very low rates. let ur sis in law come to me in her best lingerie and i will destress her from seeing ghosts while mumbling stuf that supposed to exorcise ghosts from her apt. hehe


Posted by
dead fox
6 October 2007 @ 12am

she might be stressed or watched to much Ringu/The grudge or whatnot. Close the well!!


Posted by
virgin_undergrad
6 October 2007 @ 2pm

wow, ur brother-in-law’s house must have a very high ceiling


Posted by
Ah9
8 October 2007 @ 12am

keep me updated. Can?


Posted by
Ah9
8 October 2007 @ 1am

oh yah…put stuff on the cupboard or fridge or tv…so the thing cant sit on it.

End up on the floor, taller, u got psychological advantage. Unless she starts crawling like the one in The Ring. Hehe

Wait, u mentioned bro-in-law, then his wife, ur sis-in-law…so they are your… erm?


Posted by
Rachel
8 October 2007 @ 1am

his wife’s brother and his (the wife’s brother’s) wife??


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