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The Ugliest Dog In The World To Love

Last night, I had a pretty weird dream.

In my dream, I was in a pet store. It was probably the smallest pet store in the world with cages full of squawking aminals stacked from wall-to-wall. The owner was a Russian man, with fingers yellow like a man whose liver is poisoned from too much alcohol.

“I want to purchase a dog. I’ll take the ugliest dog you have”

“Sure, may I ask why you want an ugly dog”

“So nobody will love him and spoil him for me”.

And he takes a cage from the bottom of the pile from the back of the shop. Inside the cage is the ugliest dog, I’ve evar seen. It’s pie-bald, has short muscular legs and has the face of a human.

I recognize the face in a flash before I wake up in a cold sweat in my hotel room.

so who did you dreamed of?

For the life of me, I can’t remember!

Either your boss or yourself. HAAHAHAHAHAHA

I was about to say he saw himself as the dog

Or it was your last girlfriend before you got married!?

I suspect I saw my face, which would explain why I woke up so traumatized.

Basically, you are ugliest cowboy, so no need to debate … I bet you saw your love or father face, which explain why you woke up in a cold sweat…

i suspect it’s mandy’s face

naeboo…lol

Could be his own.

It tells that he is undergoing some stress. He hates pet. In the dream, he wans a pet, some more the ugliest one. & it turn out to be himself.

Conclusion from the dream: He is working hard like a dog. Slogging.

Wow. Deep.

And so far the best and most flattering intepretation of my dream :)

u need makan therapy with natsu & 9. haaaa

man, are you stressed up or what! =P

more like, he wants the ugliest pet coz he feels like the ugliest pet anyone can own and he wants to show affection to sthg that everyone slighted like hhow he is slighted by everyone else coz of his ugliness.

and also he lieks to fuck dogs. hahaha

no naeboo, I’m sorry but I still won’t sleep with you. It’s out of the question so stop trying.

How come no one mentioned TK?? It MUST be TK!!