Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Thoughts And A Snore

I’m sick again thanks to my slightly larger than most tonsils which get infected as often as whores get gonorrhea. Are my tonsils supposed to be a repressive divine means to subjugate my all mighty hubris and pride? Do they humble me?

Why couldn’t I have been blessed with a slightly larger than most wang instead?

penis envy to that one in the jar??? u rather have the pickled one?

3inches can never be enough to a silly chink like u, eh?

Get well soon …

go remove your tonsils la. i had a tonsillectomy back in 2005 and no more tonsilitis! wooot!