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  • The One Where My Homophobia Is Put To The Test

    Today, the universe decided to deal me a fish smacked straight between the upper lip and nose.

    On my plane ride to China, this very fine sunny morning, I was given a aisle seat as usual. If you ever see a person asking for a window seat, you know that person is probably on holiday and doesn’t travel very much for the business traveller who will always ask for an aisle seat for the simple reason that it offers the most flexibility and the quickest exit route.

    To my chagrin, two very colourfully dressed chaps plonked themselves daintily next to me. Their hair was dyed and looked like some a Vidal Sassoon commercial. Their clothes were skin-tight and of the latest denim. Their shoes were pink and shimmered in the air. And they wore their sunglasses all the time.

    In short, the universe had decided to finally test my homophobia by putting 2 gaylords par excellence next to me on a 3.5 hour flight.

    I must say, I spent most of the flight asleep on purpose when I really wanted to watch a movie.

    See no evil, do no evil – right?

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    11 Comments

    Posted by
    Rachel
    25 July 2007 @ 5pm

    BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it’s the universe’s little birthday pressie to ya. ;)


    Posted by
    jackson
    25 July 2007 @ 6pm

    you dare sleep? haha….they are harmless, mostly.


    Posted by
    Zhaki
    25 July 2007 @ 6pm

    Is your homophobia the result of gay men regularly propositioning you?


    Posted by
    sgblogs.com
    25 July 2007 @ 7pm

    Gaylord.. hurhurhur!


    Posted by
    kennysia
    25 July 2007 @ 9pm

    Did you dream you’re playing with some joysticks in your sleep?


    Posted by
    skates
    25 July 2007 @ 9pm

    If you have luggage and/or the flight is long, a window seat might be good to plonk the pillow against, unless you have very weak bowels. Aisle seats more like for the internal short hops. Frankly speaking, window-aisle, both ok lah, as long as it is not the middle seat.


    Posted by
    Ruok
    26 July 2007 @ 12am

    Must be having wet dream right?


    Posted by
    luvphobia
    26 July 2007 @ 2am

    guess im pretty much right about the gaylord part..

    HAR HAR~


    Posted by
    starry
    26 July 2007 @ 10am

    ha ha ha.. boy, i’d love to see you cringing and shuddering beside them. =P


    Posted by
    Cowboy Caleb
    26 July 2007 @ 10am

    I think my behavior was excellent. At no time did I insinuate that being gay went against the natural order of things (not that I think they do).


    Posted by
    naeboo
    27 July 2007 @ 12pm

    i heard that the more ppl is against homos, the more inside the closet they are. either it’s jealousy of how they can be “themselves” or that they secretly lusts for dicks.


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