Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Flow My Feng Shui, The Cowboy Said

Due to the total lack of non-excitement in the past several months, I’ve actually decided to fall back on Feng Shui to try and reduce the number of surprises.

Surprises come in many shapes and forms:

1) Staff threatening to resign
2) Staff going AWOL
3) Bosses/allies resigning
4) And so on and so forth.

So since I have a spanking new office in China, I decided yesterday, to change everybody’s seating position according to their most auspicious direction based on their personal Kua number. Some of them are in akward positions but hey, it’s that or bad luck for everybody.

So far it seems to be working with several good things happening already.

Yes, I know you think I’m bonkers - I’m not.

I’m actually Chinese.

so… when u changing ur name from cowboy caleb to cowboy robert?
i think it’ll help greatly.
i got help u calculate b4 le wor…

somehow cowboy robert doesnt sound right leh.

Wow, and your staff let you do all that in the name of fengshui?

have you consider how will the ‘dragon’ move around inside your office?

xena > I’m very persuasive.

luvphobia > baby steps… baby steps…

You are not chinese.

mandrake > that’s rich, coming from you.

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do they also have to sit, eat and move in certain ways to attract good chi?

naeboo > baby steps… baby steps…

he will have them sitting with either one leg on floor, one leg on table, hand in the air, typing when one wrist up one wrist down soon.

mark my words

I so want your contact.

and all of them have to wear red to go to work everyday hahahahaa

basket!!!