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Dinner With 6 Cats

Q: Why does the Pope like felines?
A: Because he’s a cat-holic

Q: Why doesn’t the Pope like felines?
A: Because he can’t have any pussy.

Last night, the Rational Neurotic cooked dinner for me, Kingmeng, Luvphobia, Missy and Gracey. I arrived with very low expectations because she never struck me as somebody with a diploma in home economics 101. However, the pasta turned out pretty well, the deserts were delightful and the strawberry wine (provided by Luvphobia) was an excellent afterdinner downer.

But the woman has 6 cats inside her apartment. This is a ludicrous living arrangement. Any attempt(imagined or explicit) to cause harm or injury to her felines would result in immediate expulsion.

All her cats are neutered. Apparently this is not cruelty to animals because cats do not have sex for kicks and laughs like humans. And although abortions can be performed on cats, it’s not advisable because felines are Catholic.

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lesson for the day:-

cats do not have sex for pleasure!

the things we learn….

don’t you just lurve Sunshine? :P

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