Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Further Improvement & Advancement Of Ye English Language

It has just occured to me that the English Language would be better served if ‘you’ was spelled as ‘yoo’ instead because it conveys more breadth and meaning in the spirit of these modern tymes.

examples of usage:
Would you like me to lick your manberries?
Would yoo like me to lick your manberries?

Don’t you think that the second example was so much more enticing, inviting, pleading and sexy?

Yes, yoo doo.

I see the Cowboy Caleb of old is back and definitely on form!!!

Best post I’ve read so far. Ridiculous and witty.

Hahahahhaah so you’re goal is not world domination but the corruption of the noble english language.

Oh that was hilarious… especially after an article I read the other day on Reuters.com about the “Simplified Spelling Society” (SSS) :)

John Gladhill, Secretary, SSS believes European children learn to read and write faster than British and American kids - because European spelling has evolved while English has not.

FYI, membership to the SSS is now down to 500… and fast shrinking!

heh

Your sentence raises very disturbing visual images… especially with you being the author of the sentence. >.

qiaoyun is right.

Shit, this is gay.

oh, u came out of your closet?

i knew all along. u guys should’ve listened to me from the time i had my very first msn convo with this GAY.

All I see are visions of Scooby Doo licking meat..balls..

agreeing with qy… first image that comes to my mind is.. cowboy and erm.. man-d-y….

hehhehehheheee