Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Movies I Wished They’d Make

1. A movie about a female serial rapist that goes around raping muscular attractive young men.
2. A movie about a female serial rapist that goes around raping women.
3. The male hero gets brutally raped and then learns kung-fu so he can take revenge on his rapists. As he kills the last villain, he realizes that he’s actually been gay all his life.
4. Boy wins a sony playstation, which magically transports him into the actual game when he plays. The movie ends with the boy being trapped inside the tv by the satanic game console, forevar.
5. Frodo succumbs to the evil influence of the One Ring at the Cracks Of Doom resulting in Sauron returning to power. Another 3 movies detailing the further adventures of Sauron and how he kick’s everybody’s gay arse into the ocean are made.
6. The Matrix gets rebooted and Neo has to save the day once again… but this time directed by M. Night Shamalyan so we can be guranteed a splendid twist at the end of the movie.
7. Spider-man (Tobey Maguair) versus Batman (Christian Bale).
8. The Incredible Hulk (Eric Bana) versus Achilles (Bradd Pitt).
9. Miss Hong Kong versus Miss Japan versus Miss Korea in a mudpit wearing only bikini tops and thongs.

9. Dude, You forgotten Ms Venezuela , Ms Argentina, Ms Chile & Ms India

Dude, you ok or not? Hhahaha.

Hah! Brilliant post! :D

I think Miss Venezuela is about right.

this reminds me i need to do sthg abt the miss universes…