Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Things That Should Keep Me Awake At Night But Do Not

1. Global warming. Maybe because we have an abundance of airconditioners and do not live near the coast.
2. George Bush. Abdullah Badawi and his bunch of cronies in Malaysia are 10x worse.
3. Outsourcing of jobs to China and India. I for one welcome our new Chinese and Indian overlords.
4. Mad Cow, Bird Flu and other aminal illnesses.
   Well I’m not about to turn into a rabbit and munch on grass so I’ll take my chances.
5. My impending baldness. I read somewhere that balding is caused by an oversupply of manly testosterone. I’m so very manly.

1-air-cons contribute to global warming, idiot
2-mahathir is worse. press “freedom” is much much less
3-who cares??
4-who cares????
5-WHO THE FUCK CARESSS!!

Things that should keep me awake at night but do NOT:
(1) A tall blonde from Texas with big eyes Because I am cursed being married for over 22 years to the same women and I am traveling right now – alone – will never happen!
(2) Singaporeans taking over the world Well, what’s so bad about that! Could be worse if the Malaysian’s were to rule!
(3) My Blackberry Service not working Hey, no new work items or complaints or bills to pay or e-mails from my wife with things to do around the house.
(4) No Tiger Beer imports into Canada Heck, I’ll buy a home brewing kit and make it myself.
(5) Not finding a new job Hey, the summer off to spend time with my wife and kids seems like a good thing….. ummmm, let me think about that. Ooops, I ought to get the resume polished off and get crackin’ – just too much of a good thing spending the summer with my wife and kids is too good to be true!

re: Number 4…. I think Cowboy Caleb wanted to say he could turn out to be a ‘jack-ass’ in his next life, but he knows everyone thinks he is one now anyway. HA HA HA.

I once heard of a Singaporean guy who loved chicken rice so much, he ate so much until one day he discovered he had nice succulent boobs. This was before anyone controlled the amount of female hormones they injected into roosters, whose muscles would be more tender for eating. Perhaps you could eat enough chicken rice to make up for your male testosterone. As a bonus, you’ll have boobs… cowboy boobs. [Want some hats to go along with that?] :D